I could teach a course in…
Boiling Water: Turning the kettle on 25 times before you get around to making one cup of tea.
Abandoning Footwear: Leaving your shoes all over the house so others have to hop, skip, and jump around them.
Wine Bluffing: Pretending to know what great wine tastes like when the sommelier pours a small quantity in your glass for you to sample.
Transporting Assignments: Dragging your pile of grading to and from school without ever removing it from the bag.
Cocooning: Spending 10 minutes shifting, stretching, curling up in bed – all to find the perfect position (and then not move an inch all night).
Annoying Baristas: Ordering a drink at Starbucks that has more adjectives than badly written prose.
Epic-Fail Joke Telling: Rehearse by moving your lips, adding creative side plots, and mixing up punchlines.
Judo-Style Arguing: Waiting till your spouse initiates the first complaint and then going in directly for the kill (without even a warm up).
Short. Choppy. Sentences: Enough. Said.
Smiling: At others, at yourself, and at those That’s What She Said jokes, especially the ones you never share.
What courses could you teach?