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Remembering Grandma’s Cookies

I enjoy baking more than crafts, but that doesn’t mean I do it often.

When I do bake, I tend to use my mom’s recipes, most of which come from her mother. I love my grandma’s recipes. They’re Depression-era farm recipes, which means they’re easy and economical and contain no bizarre ingredients like Cream of Tartar or Bourbon Vanilla Beans from Madagascar.

Plus, baking Grandma’s cakes and cookies brings me back to lazy summer afternoons in her farmhouse, where she and my mom would drink tea in the living room. My grandma would sit at one end of the couch, and I’d stretch out, put my head on her lap, and let her play with my hair while she and Mom talked easily. With my belly full of cookies, I’d lay still, afraid to move lest the moment end. Decades later, as I remember myself reclining on Grandma’s lap, I can almost feel the vibrations of her speaking.

Most of my grandma’s recipes only list ingredients and amounts; instructions are given rarely. Here is one of my favourites:

In my mom's handwriting. Baking time added for inept me.

Last week, when we had no fresh food in our house, I decided to bake. I pulled out Grandma’s Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies recipe. It’s my favourite and it’s simple. In our bare fridge and pantry, we had all the ingredients.

In my 15-year-old printing. Instructions added for inept me.

I enlisted Twitter’s help on how to instantly soften a granite chunk of brown sugar, something Grandma would have known.

Then Vivian, William, and I began to bake.

We stirred, added, mixed, scraped. We ate chocolate chips. We spilled, laughed, spilled again. We rolled and got sticky.

Then we baked. William turned on the oven light so he could watch the magic. He needs no time lapse photography, only time.

Vivian kept stirring the remaining batter.

And then came that moment, the one that hangs there.

The bowl. The batter. The tile floor. The smash. The glass. The shards. The screams.

The comforting and the cleaning.

After I put the vacuum away, I removed my shoes and socks. I walked over the floor, feeling for missed shards, lazy barefoot steps once taken by my mom and grandma.

Filed Under: Wild Gen X Tales Tagged With: baking, cookies, Grandma, Leanne Shirtliffe, memoir, mom

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  1. leah says

    April 4, 2011 at 6:40 am

    cute. and sad.

    i inherited my great grandmothers bucket (yes a giant bucket, i think i get my organizing skill from her) full of her recipes.. and she too often only wrote the ingredients, and as a timid baker, it scares me to death to attempt to make them. but.. alas.. i want those memories that come with the food, so i attempt. its a challenge and i am nearly brought to tears if i end up successful.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 10:54 am

      I love the idea of a bucket! Your own bucket list, maybe. I think you have a blog post in there somewhere. Even better than Julie and Julia!

      Reply
  2. Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos says

    April 4, 2011 at 6:50 am

    It’s like we’re twins.

    One of my favorite recipes from my G-ma is chocolate chip oatmeal. I remember making them with her as a child, and I have the recipe, but it’s so involved (say, compared to buying cookie dough), I have yet to attack it.

    Also: every recipe I’ve gotten from my G-ma or mother has required “extra” notes. I love to bake, but I don’t dabble or know intuitively what temperature and for how long things require.

    Oh, the bowl… Ouch. Once again, why I’m leery of baking – the Lil Diva would not stay away should such a thing occur…

    Done the Mommy Foot Test several times myself.

    Love this memory.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 10:55 am

      The Mommy Foot Test is something I never would have though of pre-kids. It does kind of sum up motherhood, doesn’t it?

      Love ya my Texan twin.

      Reply
  3. Reba Verrall says

    April 4, 2011 at 7:33 am

    I’m just going to be all mushy and soft; that was so incredibly touching. I could smell the lilac powder ma Grandmere wore just reading your story. Nostalgia, sadness and warmth cascaded over my thoughts all at once. Which quite frankly is a nice addition to my quiet little office here at work. And now I need an oatmeal, chocolate chip cookie or I’ll never get through the rest of my day with a focused mind.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 10:56 am

      Thanks, Reba. I can smell your Grandmere after reading your comment. Lovely memories exuding warmth. We’re lucky.

      Reply
  4. julie says

    April 4, 2011 at 7:38 am

    Despite my jokes to the contrary, I actually don’t mind cooking and am decent at it.

    This quasi-ability does not extend itself to baking.

    I think it’s easier to add extra cheese or sauce or spice or cooking time to a dinner and not change the basic chemistry of the meal; whereas with baking, a substitution of baking soda for baking powder is tragic.

    Cooking is more forgiving in my experience. Baking? Ends up off.

    Lucky for me, my husband likes to bake my family’s old recipes (seriously). And I do the clean-up and barefoot floor check when the bowls smash.

    Loved this post, Leanne. What a lovely tribute to generations of women you love.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 10:58 am

      Thanks, Julie. I never thought of it as “a lovely tribute to generations of women” I love. Well said.

      Yes, cooking is a bit more free spirited, isn’t it? Drives my husband nuts how I don’t like to measure and can almost never replicate anything I make for dinner. In my mind, cooking is much more an art than a science. I might be better of it if I changed my angle.

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  5. educlaytion says

    April 4, 2011 at 8:08 am

    Great post. I love the universal power of food, especially in the way it ties generations of us together. We always speak of great-grams recipes, treats she whipped up a century ago. Those tastes and flavors connect us in time somehow.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 10:59 am

      Great-grams. Love that. Do you still have her recipes or just memories of them?

      All this remembering almost makes me want to cook more. Almost.

      Reply
  6. Bellymonster says

    April 4, 2011 at 8:58 am

    This made me cry and miss your Grandma, even though I’ve never met her. I LOVE the image of her stroking your hair while chatting. And I’ve found that food – smells, in particular – is the best way to time travel.

    And thank you – today is perfect baking day AND it’s grocery day. Gonna pick up some chocolate chips and see if I can’t create lasting, fragrant memories for my own kids.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

      Nice, Bellymonster, nice. And you know what? I still love having my hair stroked. My daughter does it sometimes. Pretty sure Grandma’s present, too.

      Happy Baking, my friend.

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  7. Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson says

    April 4, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Great post. Woman, you are so dang prolific. This reminds me when my grandmother’s Fiestaware collection came crashing down around me. It. Was. Awful. I cried because the dishes had been hers. And I felt the loss. I have slowly been rebuilding over the years. I think she would be pleased.

    And like Bellymonster, I’m off to the grocery store – strangely craving chocolate chip cookies. Maybe I should just buy them off the roll, eh?

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 11:06 am

      I’ll take prolific, thank you very much. It may be the only “pro” I can claim. I read your fiestaware post. (Ahh. Trying to find the link. I’ll look later. Post it though. It was a great post. Tragic. And beautiful too).

      Yours in Searchbomb(shell)iness,
      Leanne

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  8. Marianne Hansen Rencher says

    April 4, 2011 at 9:43 am

    I feel like I have missed a major part of my childhood because I didn’t know my grandmas going up. A couple of their recipes are floating around but Nestle Toll House stole them.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 11:07 am

      🙂 Yes, grandmas are lovely. Do your kids know their grandmas?

      Reply
  9. christicorbett says

    April 4, 2011 at 10:05 am

    I actually heard myself let out a sympathetic sigh at the picture of the batter and shards on the floor 🙁

    Christi Corbett
    http://christicorbett.wordpress.com

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 11:07 am

      Yup, a thousand pieces, I’m sure. Tile is unforgiving. Come back Wednesday, when I show you Vivian’s apology note. It’ll make you sigh again. Promise.

      Reply
  10. writerwoman61 says

    April 4, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Loved this post, Leanne…except for the ending! Ouch!

    I’m not sure if you saw this post where I posted my Grandma’s molasses cookie recipe…it would be fun for the kids to help with…pretty easy. You need a really big bowl (go with stainless steel this time!):
    http://writerwoman61.wordpress.com/2011/02/27/molasses-mozzarella-mountains-and-mom-time/

    Wendy

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm

      A great farm recipe, Wendy: molasses, lard, flour, sugar. What more is there, really?

      Yes, looks like I’m baking with stainless steel bowls now. Stay tuned for a future post: “What Happens When You Microwave Stainless Steel.”

      It’s amazing anyone allowed me to have children.

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  11. Piper Bayard says

    April 4, 2011 at 11:59 am

    Granny came to live with us one summer shortly before she died. I was eleven. Just old enough to learn her secrets of cream pies and candy, and not too old to know that heaven was that spot of ground where I tagged at her heels. I have many of her recipes that, like your grandma’s are just a list of ingredients. Now, my daughter will pull them out, and I get to relive those days by explaining to her all of the generations of secrets written between the lines. Thanks for your post. I’m off to bake a pie. 🙂

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  12. Ironic Mom says

    April 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    Umm, hello, I love this: “not too old to know that heaven was that spot of ground where I tagged at her heels.”

    And this: “the generations of secrets written between the lines.”

    Thanks, Piper.

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  13. Vicki says

    April 4, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Your mom, my mom and my gaggle of aunties all have the same handwriting! I am willing to bet that your mom also has a drawer of smeared and stained Women’s Institute and Ladies Church Auxiliary cookbooks (made on a ditto machine and spiral bound) that contain 15 variations of Tomato Soup Meatloaf, Shepherd’s Pie, Baked Beans, Oatmeal Raisin Cookies and Church Supper squares. I now have a strong craving for my “Great Mum’s” tea biscuits fresh from the oven with homemade strawberry jam – eaten at the kitchen table while telling her all about my day at school. Growing up as a farm kid in Alberta = Growing up as a farm kid in the Ottawa Valley.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 3:45 pm

      Yes. Farm is farm. My mom does have that drawer of cookbooks (and purchased many for me, too). And those list of recipes! Yes! The only one I’d add is a whole section of jellied salads (shredded carrots and yellow Jell-o was my personal favourite). Thanks for commenting from the Philippines, my friend.

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      • Vicki says

        April 5, 2011 at 3:30 am

        Lemon Jello, shredded carrots and canned pineapple at my house. Was my favourite “salad” for years. If it wasn’t for the fact that we are physical opposites – I’d swear you were my twin! 🙂

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      • Ironic Mom says

        April 5, 2011 at 6:33 am

        Vicki, next February, when it’s your birthday, I’m making that “salad” in your honour. I swear. I’ll likely grate my knuckles while shredding the carrots, but that’s part of the masochistic nature of this pledge.

        I heart you!

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  14. Annie says

    April 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Love it. For a Christmas gift I managed to muster up enough time to put all my moms recipes in Word and print out a notebook for her. She loved it. Recipes always bring back memories.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 4:35 pm

      Annie, that’s fantastic. I once tried to do that with my own recipes. I’m not even sure what folder they’re in on my computer.

      You are a better woman!

      Reply
  15. karmavore says

    April 4, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    That’s nostalgic and hilarious (the shards, the shards)! My mom has a box of those recipes cards with hand-written recipes passed down for generations (okay maybe one generation ;). I love handwriting. *sigh* I love cookies too, and farmhouse and lazy, pre-Internet days.

    I don’t miss ASPIC molded salads though!

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 4:36 pm

      Smiling at “the shards, the shards.” Yes, those Aspic salads. Another one I remember contained green jello and cream, I think. It looked like a molded blob of goo. With marshmallows inside. Hello, 1970s, decade of my birth!

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      • writerwoman61 says

        April 4, 2011 at 6:22 pm

        The green one would be my Aunt Jerry’s Green Salad, which is actually pistachio pudding, Cool Whip, mini marshmallows and pineapple…wrote about that one too! Love it!http://writerwoman61.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/tastes-of-the-past/

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      • Ironic Mom says

        April 4, 2011 at 6:27 pm

        That’s the one. Hilarious!

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  16. Meet the Buttrams says

    April 4, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Love this. Why is it everyone’s grandmas are gourmet chefs?

    I recently found a notebook in my grandmother’s beautiful, loopy handwriting that she started for me when she stayed with me after my first was born. Authentic, cannot-be-duplicated-via-mass-production Filipino recipes. Yummers.

    Beautifully written. Now I’m going to try that cookie recipe soon. (We don’t have glass mixing bowls in my house because I, yes, I, broke them all.)

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 5:51 pm

      I love that you break bowls. When my kids were 2 or 3, I remember them witnessing their dad break a glass. Weeks later, my son still remarked, “Daddy broke a glass.” It was their first realization that their parents (especially their father 😉 ) made mistakes. Yup, welcome to that epiphany, kids.

      Love your grandma’s curly writing already!

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  17. rob shepherd says

    April 4, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Hold up wait a minute…you walk barefoot to check for broken glass? What are you the John McClane (Die Hard – he walked on glass barefoot and it was epic)? You are more like supermom with moves like that.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 7:02 pm

      Great Die Hard reference.

      Trust me, Rob. You’ll be doing it soon enough. I’d bet those newborn twins are already peeing on ya. It’s gradual training of a dual pain/gross threshold.

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  18. Lisa says

    April 4, 2011 at 8:18 pm

    There is truly something about baking cookies that is like a story passed down over and over. I baked with my mom and now I bake with my kids. Sometimes new recipes, but often the tried and true ones from my childhood.
    I wrote a blog about it a couple of months ago. For me cookies are comfort and love and fun. The comfort part gets me in a bit of trouble when I eat 11 of them.
    Loved this post.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 4, 2011 at 8:22 pm

      I too can’t resist cookies. I try to give most of them away the same day I make them. It bugs my kids, but I just can’t resist that combo of crunch and chewy.

      I think you’re right: there is something about baking cookies that’s a story passed down. Well said.

      Reply
  19. Keenie Beanie says

    April 4, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    Oh – I love the nostalgia of this post and I haven’t had an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie in so long. That is the absolute best mash-up of two fantastic cookies.

    Once, a few days time after I smashed a glass on our tile floor, I walked barefoot and felt something dig into my foot. “Oh no, I think I got a glass sliver!” I exclaimed and the ever-solicitous D carefully checked my sole to find a broken sliver of… hard candy. That was 10 years ago and I still haven’t lived it down.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 5, 2011 at 6:38 am

      The hard candy sliver. That could hurt! Funny, though. Yup, nostalgia. I love it.

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  20. The Hook says

    April 6, 2011 at 10:14 am

    You were literaly willing to walk barefoot over glass for your kids. Fantastic parenting!

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 6, 2011 at 3:42 pm

      Or psychotic. I think it’s all a continuum.

      Reply
  21. Deidra23 says

    April 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    My Great Grandma’s recipes did have instructions.. sort of… “bake over low fire” that sort of thing. Through trial and error, i’ve figured out that a low fire is about 350.

    Either way your post (or my vodka) made me weepy and miss my Granny and her farmhouse.. also.. her mincemeat tarts.

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm

      A low fire: I love that.

      If you lived down the street, I’d come over for a drink.

      Thanks for commenting.

      Reply
  22. Merry120 says

    April 9, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Baking with my granny is one of my favorite memories too. I just wish I had more of her recipes. She didn’t have a ton b/c she was of the era where they started using some “non-scratch” ingredients but the ones she did have were great. Not sure where they ended up. 🙁

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    • Ironic Mom says

      April 9, 2011 at 7:43 am

      I too wish I had more. I think I’ll have to ask my mom. It’s so often the things that appear valueless that have lasting value, isn’t it?

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  23. writingpaddad says

    March 3, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    Leanne-
    This is beautiful! I can remember sitting with my head on my grandma’s lap, legs stretched out on the couch, and feeling the vibrations from her talking to the rest of the family. A feeling I had long forgotten until I read your post. Thanks!
    Justin- Writing Pad Dad
    Writing Pad Dad Blog

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