Moments ago, I checked my email and found this, a letter from Lizz, the last blogger to host Thing 1 and Thing 2:
Personally, I think Thing 1 and Thing 2 just staged a publicity stunt. Had any paparazzi been around, I’m sure one of the things would have punched them in the face or kneed them in the groin.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, this is the what I posted this morning: Missing: Thing 1 and Thing 2
And so the little sh*ts have been found, after hiding in the company mailroom for three weeks. I’ve already ordered another pair from eBay, and I think I may start the new pair on the worldwide portion of the tour…
If you wish to comment on what Thing 1 and Thing 2 were up to, feel free to go back to the original post…I’m not talented enough to track comments at two places at once.