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- How An Author Reacts to Seeing Her Book for the First Time
- Husbands, Dogs, and a Humor Book Announcement
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- If parents were animals…
- When Jaws Invades an Innocent Classroom
- Weird Sleep Habits of Neurotic Adults
- 13 Ways to Destroy an Elf on the Shelf
- Friday Fun at NickMom
- Back To School, Computers, and Sanity
- 10 Bizarre Reasons I Love My Toyota Minivan
- Fitness Follies – The Canada Day Edition
- 5 Jobs Titles You Can Fake Your Way Through at Parties
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- Things I Complain About
- Lego Yoga: What It Feels Like to Exercise in Your 40s
- Say "What" Again, Husband?
- Finding Humor in Fitness Terms
- Putting the Die in Diary: A Fitness Journey of Sorts
- This Is What 15 Years of Marriage Looks Like
- Funny and Easy Gifts for Mother's Day
- What Easter Looks Like With Tweens
- When Your Husband Helps You Blog
- Earth Hour and Other Failures, Like Spring
- From Spring Break to Spring Break-down
- Husbands, Dogs, and a Humor Book Announcement
- Valentine's Day, Husbands, and Socks
- When Jaws Invades an Innocent Classroom
- Our Crazy Road Trip x2: a funny review of the 2017 Lincoln MKX and Continental
- On being Canadian: wearing toques in summer
- Oh, the Places I Grow Grass: Before and After
- The Weird Places I Can Grow Grass
- Suburban Woman vs. Weeds
- Funny Review Time: Jord Wood Watch
- Oh, the Places I Grow Grass: Before and After
- The Weird Places I Can Grow Grass
- Suburban Woman vs. Weeds
- Weird Sleep Habits of Neurotic Adults
- Fitness Follies – The Canada Day Edition
- Learn Everything About How To Be Funny
- Giveaway: Funky iPad case
- A Lesson in Country Circumcision
- I Do Not Look Like Mater
- Want to Guest Post for Me?
- I am the DH (Part 2 of Too Many or Not Enough)
- I am the DH (Part 1 of Too Many or Not Enough)
- A Letter To My 20-Year-Old Self: a guest post
- Roses in Bahrain: a revealing guest post
- Top 10 Signs That Mom Needs a Vacation: guest post
- The Day I Met David Hasselhoff (and had a cameo on Baywatch): a guest post
- When You Take Your Twins To Church…
- A Letter from China
- Daughters, Bad Breath, and Losing It
- How To Be the Teacher’s Pet
- Grace Is Free, But It Sure Ain’t Cheap
- I am the DH: Being Married to Ironic Mom (Part II)
- Funny Texts from my Husband
- Funny and Easy Gifts for Mother's Day
- On Growing Another Head
- The Creepiest School Photos You'll Ever See
- 10 Bizarre Things To Experience on Vacation
- The Problem With Fridge-Magnet Poetry
- When You Google-Chat With Your Daughter
- A Parody of the Stages of Marriage
- 10 Reasons Why It's Great to Have Your Parents Come to Town
- When Kids Misbehave…in Church
- When Your 2-Year-Old Is Your Boss
- My Week in Funny-ish Tweets
- Top 10 Ways Not To Get Ready for BlogHer
- Rough-Housing, or Why Kids Don't Fold Easily
- Driving 14 Hours with Kids
- The Tyranny of School Supply Lists
- Bizarre Baby Names
- Destroying Things on International Women’s Day
- Five "Best of 2010" Toys That Really Suck
- Why I Despise Dollar Stores: A Rant
- How Many Shoes Does a Child Possibly Need?
- Why I Despise Kids' Birthday Parties: A Rant
- Kids, Chewing, and Dogs
- 5 Annoying Parenting Habits
- Band-Aids and Bad Parenting
- Gender and the Olympic Games
- Raising Normal Kids
- I Believe: A Parenting Manifesto Inspired by the Olympics' Theme Song
- Why Winter Olympic Sports Are Psychotic
- Is It Possible To Outsource Brushing Your Kids’ Teeth?
- “Why Don’t You Love Me, Mom?”: a book by my daughter
- 5 Tips for Traveling with Children
- Breaking My 10 Parenting Commandments*
- Funny Search Terms: You Are What They Look For
- Jekyll and Hyde: my roles as a mother
- The Navel-Gazing Holiday
- More Epic Fail Parenting: Advent Calendars
- 5 Reasons Halloween Reminds Me I’m a Slacker Mom
- Is Croquet a Blood Sport?
- When Your Child's a Police Officer
- When Children Won't Stay In Bed
- The Importance of Having a Favourite Colour
- The Vegetable Truck: Lying to My Children
- The Challenges of Teaching Twins To Ride Bikes
- Reasons I’m Not Nominated for Parent-of-the-Year
- 12 Non-Bloggy Things I Learned at #BlogHer13 in Chicago
- Do You Want To Improve Your Writing in Your Pajamas?
- It's My Birthday and I'm Giving Things Away
- Funny Stuff in Other Places
- The 10 Worst Christmas Songs. Ever.
- Some Book News (and some old giveaways)
- Halloween Fun at Huff Po
- Two men, the Undead, and Zombie Lego
- Celebrating My Funny Readers: An Invite
- Thursday Quick Click: The Huffington Post
- Tuesday Quick Click: I Love You But…
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- Disney World, minus the kids
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- How the Tooth Fairy Can Ruin Your Life
- “Why Don’t You Love Me, Mom?”: a book by my daughter
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- Ode to Turning 6
- 5 Reasons I Hate Crafts
- Activities for Children of Lousy Parents
- Gingerbread DysFUNction
- My Things Were at the London Olympics!
- Thing 1 and Thing 2 Do The Netherlands
- Thing 1 and Thing 2: Special Op
- Thing 1 & Thing 2 Wreak Mayhem (on TV) in England
- Thing 1 and Thing 2's Excellent Adventure ~ European Edition
- Thing 1 and Thing 2's Excellent Adventure: Rochester, NY
- Thing 1 and Thing 2 Do Nashville and Chicago
- Thing 1 & Thing 2 Take Saint Paul
- FOUND: Thing 1 and Thing 2
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- Thing 1 & Thing 2's Excellent Adventure: Stop 6=Bay Area
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- Thing 1 & Thing 2's Excellent Adventure: Stop 4 = Joplin, Missouri
- Thing 1 & Thing 2's Excellent Adventure: Stop 3 = Maryland
- Thing 1 & Thing 2's Excellent Adventure: Stop 2 = West Virginia!
- Surviving the Calgary Stampede with Kids
- 10 Reasons Why It's Awesome to Be a Picture Book Author
- 5 Books You Don't Want Your Spouse to Sign out of the Library
- A Parenting Dictionary: 5 British Words We Need To Adopt
- A Fun Intrepretation of the Year of the Dragon
- 10 Junie B. Jones Titles That Were Rejected
- A Twisted Guide to the Worst Toys of 2011
- Stephen King on Parenting
- Shakespeare on Parenting
- 5 Tips for Traveling with Children
- 10 Bizarre Courses I Could Teach
- 5 Ways Blogging Is Like Parenting
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- 5 Lowlights of Christmas
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- An ALS Ice Bucket Challenge – Batman Style
- Remembering a Century and a Legacy: Grandpa
- Tour de Blog
- 10 Reasons Why It's Awesome to Be a Picture Book Author
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- Announcing Book #3
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- It's Book Launch Week!
- Do you want to join my book launch team?
- Finding Humor in Serious Books
- Sunday Night Angst and Seeing the Light
- Book Deal!
- Moments With My 8-Year-Old Son
- Children, Wrestling, and Neglectful Parenting
- Toothpaste, Twins, and Coercion
- The Mom Gene of Being Able to Find Things
- Recovering Addicts, Celebrities, and Parenting
- Sibling Rivalry, Friendship, and Twins
- Trying to Explain "The Big Bang Theory" to Your Kids
- Elmo Has Balls…
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- Just Say the Grace Already
- Good Mom vs. Bad Mom
- Brownie, Carrot—What's the Difference?
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- Imagination Has Its Limits
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- Playing Favourites
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- Get Down, Get Down… IYKWIM
- The Baby Pound
- How To Survive Mealtime with Kids
- Bizarre Clothing: Growing Up Gen X
- I Am a Prom Cliché, circa 1989
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- The Joy of Fessing Up
- Two Truths and a Lie: The Blogging Version
- On Being a Farm Girl and a Younger Sister
- Remembering School Dances and the Uncertainty of Adolescence
- What's in a Name?
- School Photo Day: Remembering Kindergarten
- On farm girls, tom cats, and guns
- Babies, Monkeys, and Bangkok
- Surviving the First Week with Newborns
- Remembering Grandma’s Cookies
- A Music Memoir in 12 Questions
- The Worst Toys of 2014
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- The Elf on the Shelf…and Hate Mail
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Noisy Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Gross Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Gullible Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Child-in-Tears Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Plastification Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The What-Is-It Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Surrogate Parent Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Call 9-1-1 Award
- The Worst Toys of 2012: The Skankification Award