Four years ago in August 2007, I filled out a Teacher’s Professional Growth Plan at work. My goal was to write. So I joined a writers’ group and read books on writing. And I did something even more radical for me: I wrote. Fast forward two years to October 2009. My friends Trish and Elena […]
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A Parent's Resume
RESUME OF ANN E. PARENT OBJECTIVES Short Term: To survive until the children are asleep Long Term: To raise children who will support me when I’m senile EDUCATION Bachelors in Sleep Deprivation Masters in Marketing PhD in Conflict Resolution EXPERIENCE MANAGER delegated with some success to spouse networked extensively at playground, seeking out anyone who […]