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Kids and Scissors: Weapons of Mass Destruction

William, who seems to have inherited my lack of finger dexterity, has taken an interest in cutting. I’d be excited if he was cutting paper. But he’s not. He’s cutting clothes. Here’s the conversation we had a week ago. “What happened to your shirt?” I asked, holding up his favorite back-to-school top. “I cut it.” […]

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