I’m sending you over to Nickelodeon today, where I’ve written 9 Ways Feeding an Infant Is Like Having Sex.
To whet your appetite, #8 is:
The prep work takes longer than the actual event.
I know my readers love double entendres and can out-funny me. Be sure to add your own ways feeding-an-infant-is like-having-sex to the comments over at NickMom.
I appreciate your patience with me as I frolic all over other sites.
IYKWIM.