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Book Deal!

In October, I signed with a fabulous agent, Jill Marr, at the Surrey International Writers’ Conference.

Now, in the time it takes to gestate a baby, we’ve sold it.

Book. Deal.

My manuscript, now entitled DON’T LICK THE MINIVAN: Things I Never Thought I’d Say As a Parent, has been acquired by Skyhorse Publishing, America’s fastest growing small publisher (according to Publisher’s Weekly at least). Amongst other things, Skyhorse publishes a lot of quirky non-fiction. Some of the titles they’ve acquired in the past few months include Route 66 Still Kicks, Peanut Butter Comfort, 50 Shades of Pleasure, and Pride, Prejudice and Kitties…

Here is the official Publishers’ Marketplace announcement:

If you can read that, you don’t need to visit an optometrist.

I’m pretty excited. I may even be doing my happy dance.

This brings me to a flashback of sorts. Just days after I signed with my agent, my writing buddy, Clay Morgan, sent me this link, with the note: ”Β I managed to find a fellow Canadian who wanted to offer his happy dance in celebration of the big moment.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE0cZ_iMu0s&feature=player_embedded

Pretty sure I’m flying.

Be prepared for a crash landing.

And thanks, eh?

This wouldn’t have happened without you.

~

By the way, I’m going back to the Surrey International Writers’ Conference (just outside of Vancouver) this October. So is Jill. As are my Wordbitches, Elena and Trish. And maybe Nancy. You should come!Β 

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  1. Meet the Buttrams says

    June 25, 2012 at 5:51 am

    SQUEE!!! I am also doing a happy dance that includes knobby knees and bony elbows. I reserve it for those whom I LOVE and am SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY for and are SO RICHLY DESERVING. These people also get multiple words in ALL CAPS.

    Mwah!

    Reply
  2. Mom says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Congrats to you Leanne and a big big hug too!!!
    Lots of love always!!

    Reply
  3. Walter Eckland says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Congratulations! Happy dance away.

    Reply
  4. alisewrite says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:16 am

    Congratulations! What happy news that is! And sooooo well deserved!

    Reply
  5. Anne Bogel says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Eep! So excited for you and I LOVE the title!! Can’t wait to find out more.

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  6. Gloria Richard Author says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:48 am

    WOWZA! Congratulations, Leanne! I love, love, love the title of the book. It’s so YOU!

    Details. I want details. Publishing date. Dates for book signing tour in Texas. How you plan to profile me in your acknowledgements…

    I knew it was only a matter of time. Your voice. Your humoUr rocks! I’m so excited, I’ll even give you a pass on my Land of the U hogs tally. Use all you need for your book.

    You’re welcome.

    [And, thanks for the eye exam. You saved me a ton of money in Optometrist expenses. I feared I would never experience free Canadian health care.]

    Reply
  7. Ray Meinhardt says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Way Cooooooolllllllll!

    Reply
  8. Liz McLennan says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:57 am

    This has made my entire day! Week! WOOWOW!! Knew you were destined for greatness – doin’ my seated happy dance for you! xoxoxo

    Reply
  9. Marcy Kennedy says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Congrats! This is excellent news πŸ™‚

    Reply
  10. Lloyd Rang says

    June 25, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Love and respect, lady! Congrats!

    Reply
  11. Rant Rave Write says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:01 am

    LOVE the title! Congratulations.

    Reply
  12. susielindau says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:05 am

    Congratulations Leanne! Happy Dancing in Colorado for you!

    Reply
  13. Ricky Anderson says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Congratulations!

    I noticed the announcement spelled it ‘humor’. Glad to see you finally got it right!

    Reply
  14. Paige Kellerman says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:14 am

    Congratulations! That’s huge and wonderful news!

    Reply
  15. Elena Aitken says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:17 am

    So, so, SO happy for you!! Congratulations, L! You deserve it!
    And oh yes…Surrey…we’re comin’ back!

    Reply
  16. Jennifer England says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Congratulations, Leanne!!!

    Reply
  17. Piper Bayard says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:24 am

    Woohoo, Leanne! I’m so happy for you, and I can’t wait to read your book!

    Reply
  18. nancymhayes says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Happy Happy Happy we all are. Good work Leanne. Can’t wait for spring.

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  19. Lori Dyan says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:27 am

    You are inspiring to me – congratulations on a very well-deserved WIN!
    xoxoxoxo
    p.s. I like the new title… πŸ™‚

    Reply
  20. Stacy Green says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:29 am

    Congratulations! Looking forward to reading the book:)

    Reply
  21. Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:32 am

    “Why did you just scream, Monmy?”

    “Because I’m happy for my friend.”

    I told you it would happen.

    Reply
  22. Shawn Smucker says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:06 am

    Awesome news, Leanne! I can’t wait to read it.

    Reply
  23. hopefulleigh says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:10 am

    AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I am so beyond words happy for you! Excellent work, friend. Let the celebrating begin. Personally, I will have a Living Room Dance Party in your honor. (I would go with fried pickles but it’s 9 in the morning here.)

    Reply
  24. Colleen Lindenbach says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:13 am

    πŸ™‚ But I did have to adjust my glasses…sigh…

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  25. Marianne says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:20 am

    I am so excited for you!!!!

    Reply
  26. Renee Ronika Klug (@reneeronika) says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Congratulations, Leanne! This book sounds hilarious and amazing. And it all happened so quickly.What a ride!

    Reply
  27. Kim Wilson says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:26 am

    So happy and excited for you! Can’t wait to have my own copy! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  28. Annie says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:42 am

    Much deserved! Congrats!!

    Reply
  29. Jenny Hansen says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:48 am

    SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! I can’t believe you got a happy dance out of me before coffee, but this is huge awesomeness. πŸ™‚

    Reply
  30. Go Jules Go says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Ahhhhhh!!!!!! *happy happy happy dance* Congratulations, Leanne!! This is SO exciting, but I must say, not a ‘lick’ surprising.

    Oh. SQUEE.

    Double squee!

    Reply
  31. Julie Glover says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:55 am

    Fabulous! Congratulations. I love the title. So happy for you.

    Reply
  32. Tameri Etherton says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:26 am

    LOVE!! Congratulation, Leanne! That is the coolest news ever. We’re all doing the happy dance with you… and singing. Totally awesome!!

    Reply
  33. Dawn says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:46 am

    Congrats! Congrats! Congrats! I look forward to reading it. For real!

    Reply
  34. August McLaughlin says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:48 am

    CONGRATS! I’m so flippin’ stoked for you, Lee Anne. (Hubs just asked why I shrieked. ;)) Can’t wait to celebrate the release and read it once it’s out. I hope you’re celebrating big time.

    Reply
  35. Natalie Hartford says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:51 am

    WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO congrats darlin’!! GREAT news…

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  36. gingercalem says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Yay!!! Congratulations. I’m super excited for you. Fabulous title and adored the Jim Cary clip. I can’t wait to give you a congrats hug in person in Oct.

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  37. EllieAnn says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Boooook deaaaaaal! *throws confetti all over your house and car and panty drawer*
    Wahoo. I’m so freakin’ excited for you. And I can’t wait to read your book! I want to do a big blog post/interview with you near the release date. Can I do that? Do I have to speak to your publicist first?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 30, 2012 at 8:32 am

      You can be my publicist, Ellie!

      Reply
  38. kevinrhaggerty says

    June 25, 2012 at 9:58 am

    Congratulations, Leanne! This is so cool! You’re an awesome lady and a great writer. You deserve this. πŸ™‚

    Reply
  39. Woman in the Middle says

    June 25, 2012 at 10:18 am

    What, they didn’t like the word “penis” in the book title? Oh, and Congratulations!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 30, 2012 at 8:33 am

      I know. Letting go of the that title was hard. For a bit. IYKWIM.

      Reply
  40. Sarah Kramer says

    June 25, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Brilliant news!! Well done! When and where can we buy it???

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 30, 2012 at 8:34 am

      It’ll definitely be available in Canada and the US. I suspect the UK too. And Amazon. I think we’re looking at June 2013. Haven’t finalized that date. Yet!

      Reply
  41. khaula mazhar says

    June 25, 2012 at 10:28 am

    Congrats πŸ™‚

    Reply
  42. pastordt says

    June 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    CONGRATS! Not surprised at all – and I love the new title. Also loved the video. Perfect.

    Reply
  43. Jess Witkins says

    June 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Holy cats Leanne! Congratulations! Well deserved and exciting! I totally want 3 copies so I can share it with my siblings who are parents!

    Reply
  44. christicorbett says

    June 25, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  45. RenΓ©e A. Schuls-Jacobson says

    June 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Mazel tov, Shirtsleeves! So happy for you! So no penis in the title? So what! You’ve got a book on the way, and I am thrilled for you! Will your exciting book tour bring you to the USA?

    Reply
  46. David N. Walker says

    June 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    A whole book of Leanne? I don’t know if my heart could stand all the laughter! Congratulations!!

    Reply
  47. Clay Morgan (@ClayMorganPA) says

    June 25, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    YAHOOZER! That clip is the only way to appropriately celebrate such things. “I believe I believe I Believe!!”

    Reply
  48. Chad Jones says

    June 25, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Congratulations, Leanne! How exciting! Can’t wait to read it.

    Reply
  49. samijoe says

    June 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Wow huge congrats!

    Reply
  50. Nina Badzin says

    June 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    YAY!!! Congrats! Such great news!

    Reply
  51. LetMeStartBySaying (@LetMeStart) says

    June 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    Congratulations!

    Reply
  52. Shari Green says

    June 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    Leanne!!!! I’m so happy for you! This is awesome. Congratulations!

    Also, looking forward to seeing you at Surrey again! πŸ˜€

    Reply
  53. A Girl With a Lot to Say says

    June 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Congratulations!!! You know as a mom? I think I’ve said, “don’t lick the minivan!” LOL Good work πŸ™‚

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  54. Sarah Deveau (@SarahDeveau) says

    June 25, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Yay! I sold my first book at SIWC – great work! Can’t wait to read it.

    Reply
  55. julie gardner says

    June 25, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Can you hear me smiling all the way in Canada?
    It’s THAT big.

    I am so dang happy for you.
    For real.

    Heaps of congratulations, my friend.
    Heaps.

    Reply
  56. A Novel Woman says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Whoo HOO!! Congratulations and well deserved. See you in Surrey!
    Pam

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  57. earthriderjudyberman says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    Best Wishes and a Big High Five, Leanne. I believe you can fly, too …

    Reply
  58. Snarky Mommy says

    June 25, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Congrats! I came close with Jill, but ultimately signed with someone else. Mine (Baby Bumps) comes out July 9. πŸ™‚

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 30, 2012 at 8:35 am

      Congrats. That’s soon! I’ll look for your book in a week!

      Reply
  59. amyshojai says

    June 25, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    SNOOPY-DANCE-‘O-JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  60. Angela Orlowski-Peart says

    June 25, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    Congratulations! Joining the happy crowd above in a happy dance πŸ™‚

    Reply
  61. Matthew Wright says

    June 26, 2012 at 12:09 am

    Good on you – that is absolutely brilliant. Good stuff – and best of luck for the book! The title makes me want to read it right now!

    Reply
  62. Caroline E. says

    June 26, 2012 at 2:56 am

    Congratulations, looking forward to reading the book!

    Reply
  63. serre says

    June 26, 2012 at 4:05 am

    There are not enough congratulation posts. Here’s one more πŸ™‚

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 30, 2012 at 8:35 am

      But my only one from Italy…

      Reply
  64. Christian Emmett says

    June 26, 2012 at 6:00 am

    AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh!!!! Congratulations!!! πŸ˜€ I am so happy for you and so thoroughly unsurprised to hear this wonderful news! I’m looking forward to adding another physical book to my shelf of authors I actually know – almost in person!

    πŸ˜€

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  65. Lauri Meyers says

    June 26, 2012 at 6:02 am

    I can’t wait to read it! And to laugh at your terrible parenting skills. Then cry that mine are worse.

    Reply
  66. laurimeyers says

    June 26, 2012 at 6:07 am

    I can’t wait to read it! And to laugh at your parenting skills. Then to cry that I aspire to that level.

    Reply
  67. unsweetenedtea says

    June 26, 2012 at 6:54 am

    Congratulations!

    Reply
  68. Running from Hell with El says

    June 26, 2012 at 7:40 am

    Wahoo!!!!!!! I cannot wait to read it!!! Congratulations!!!

    Reply
  69. dlvanveelen says

    June 26, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Congrats! I can’t wait to pick a copy up once it’s finished in publication! Way to go! You must be so pleased!

    Reply
  70. Jeff says

    June 26, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Congratulations. I plan on getting a copy as soon as it comes out.

    Reply
  71. patriciasands says

    June 26, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    I’m a little late to this party but not any less excited than the others here! YAY LEANNE!!! {{{pompoms waving}}} *fireworks*, etc, etc – fantastic news and no surprise! I’ve got my finger on the download button as soon as the book is live!

    Reply
  72. thoughtsappear says

    June 27, 2012 at 6:45 am

    Woo-hoo! Congratulations!

    Reply
  73. mj monaghan says

    June 28, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Big props, Leanne! Must have been the big-hair photos that put you over the top, eh? πŸ™‚

    Reply
  74. CarolJ. Garvin says

    June 28, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Wonderful news, Leanne! Wishing you tons of success with DON’T LICK THE MINIVAN. I’ll be at the SiWC again, too. See you there. πŸ™‚

    Reply
  75. jessie akos says

    June 29, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    WOW! Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it…

    Reply
  76. Larry Hehn says

    July 1, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Sorry I’m so late to the party. Congratulations, Leanne!

    Reply
  77. Mikalee Byerman says

    July 2, 2012 at 2:11 am

    SOOOOO excited for you! Can’t wait to read it…will it be available as an ebook for the Kindle?

    Reply
  78. Jennifer Pridmore says

    July 2, 2012 at 7:05 am

    Apparently I’ll be purchasing multiple copies for friends… Congrats!

    Reply
  79. BusyMomofTwins says

    July 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Can’t wait to read it! Congratulations. So exciting!

    Reply

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