In October, I signed with a fabulous agent, Jill Marr, at the Surrey International Writers’ Conference.
Now, in the time it takes to gestate a baby, we’ve sold it.
Book. Deal.
My manuscript, now entitled DON’T LICK THE MINIVAN: Things I Never Thought I’d Say As a Parent, has been acquired by Skyhorse Publishing, America’s fastest growing small publisher (according to Publisher’s Weekly at least). Amongst other things, Skyhorse publishes a lot of quirky non-fiction. Some of the titles they’ve acquired in the past few months include Route 66 Still Kicks, Peanut Butter Comfort, 50 Shades of Pleasure, and Pride, Prejudice and Kitties…
Here is the official Publishers’ Marketplace announcement:
If you can read that, you don’t need to visit an optometrist.
I’m pretty excited. I may even be doing my happy dance.
This brings me to a flashback of sorts. Just days after I signed with my agent, my writing buddy, Clay Morgan, sent me this link, with the note: ”Β I managed to find a fellow Canadian who wanted to offer his happy dance in celebration of the big moment.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE0cZ_iMu0s&feature=player_embedded
Pretty sure I’m flying.
Be prepared for a crash landing.
And thanks, eh?
This wouldn’t have happened without you.
~
By the way, I’m going back to the Surrey International Writers’ Conference (just outside of Vancouver) this October. So is Jill. As are my Wordbitches, Elena and Trish. And maybe Nancy. You should come!Β


SQUEE!!! I am also doing a happy dance that includes knobby knees and bony elbows. I reserve it for those whom I LOVE and am SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY for and are SO RICHLY DESERVING. These people also get multiple words in ALL CAPS.
Mwah!
Congrats to you Leanne and a big big hug too!!!
Lots of love always!!
Congratulations! Happy dance away.
Congratulations! What happy news that is! And sooooo well deserved!
Eep! So excited for you and I LOVE the title!! Can’t wait to find out more.
WOWZA! Congratulations, Leanne! I love, love, love the title of the book. It’s so YOU!
Details. I want details. Publishing date. Dates for book signing tour in Texas. How you plan to profile me in your acknowledgements…
I knew it was only a matter of time. Your voice. Your humoUr rocks! I’m so excited, I’ll even give you a pass on my Land of the U hogs tally. Use all you need for your book.
You’re welcome.
[And, thanks for the eye exam. You saved me a ton of money in Optometrist expenses. I feared I would never experience free Canadian health care.]
Way Cooooooolllllllll!
This has made my entire day! Week! WOOWOW!! Knew you were destined for greatness – doin’ my seated happy dance for you! xoxoxo
Congrats! This is excellent news π
Love and respect, lady! Congrats!
LOVE the title! Congratulations.
Congratulations Leanne! Happy Dancing in Colorado for you!
Congratulations!
I noticed the announcement spelled it ‘humor’. Glad to see you finally got it right!
Congratulations! That’s huge and wonderful news!
So, so, SO happy for you!! Congratulations, L! You deserve it!
And oh yes…Surrey…we’re comin’ back!
Congratulations, Leanne!!!
Woohoo, Leanne! I’m so happy for you, and I can’t wait to read your book!
Happy Happy Happy we all are. Good work Leanne. Can’t wait for spring.
You are inspiring to me – congratulations on a very well-deserved WIN!
xoxoxoxo
p.s. I like the new title… π
Congratulations! Looking forward to reading the book:)
“Why did you just scream, Monmy?”
“Because I’m happy for my friend.”
I told you it would happen.
Awesome news, Leanne! I can’t wait to read it.
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I am so beyond words happy for you! Excellent work, friend. Let the celebrating begin. Personally, I will have a Living Room Dance Party in your honor. (I would go with fried pickles but it’s 9 in the morning here.)
π But I did have to adjust my glasses…sigh…
I am so excited for you!!!!
Congratulations, Leanne! This book sounds hilarious and amazing. And it all happened so quickly.What a ride!
So happy and excited for you! Can’t wait to have my own copy! π
Much deserved! Congrats!!
SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! I can’t believe you got a happy dance out of me before coffee, but this is huge awesomeness. π
Ahhhhhh!!!!!! *happy happy happy dance* Congratulations, Leanne!! This is SO exciting, but I must say, not a ‘lick’ surprising.
Oh. SQUEE.
Double squee!
Fabulous! Congratulations. I love the title. So happy for you.
LOVE!! Congratulation, Leanne! That is the coolest news ever. We’re all doing the happy dance with you… and singing. Totally awesome!!
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats! I look forward to reading it. For real!
CONGRATS! I’m so flippin’ stoked for you, Lee Anne. (Hubs just asked why I shrieked. ;)) Can’t wait to celebrate the release and read it once it’s out. I hope you’re celebrating big time.
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO congrats darlin’!! GREAT news…
Yay!!! Congratulations. I’m super excited for you. Fabulous title and adored the Jim Cary clip. I can’t wait to give you a congrats hug in person in Oct.
Boooook deaaaaaal! *throws confetti all over your house and car and panty drawer*
Wahoo. I’m so freakin’ excited for you. And I can’t wait to read your book! I want to do a big blog post/interview with you near the release date. Can I do that? Do I have to speak to your publicist first?
You can be my publicist, Ellie!
Congratulations, Leanne! This is so cool! You’re an awesome lady and a great writer. You deserve this. π
What, they didn’t like the word “penis” in the book title? Oh, and Congratulations!
I know. Letting go of the that title was hard. For a bit. IYKWIM.
Brilliant news!! Well done! When and where can we buy it???
It’ll definitely be available in Canada and the US. I suspect the UK too. And Amazon. I think we’re looking at June 2013. Haven’t finalized that date. Yet!
Congrats π
CONGRATS! Not surprised at all – and I love the new title. Also loved the video. Perfect.
Holy cats Leanne! Congratulations! Well deserved and exciting! I totally want 3 copies so I can share it with my siblings who are parents!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mazel tov, Shirtsleeves! So happy for you! So no penis in the title? So what! You’ve got a book on the way, and I am thrilled for you! Will your exciting book tour bring you to the USA?
A whole book of Leanne? I don’t know if my heart could stand all the laughter! Congratulations!!
YAHOOZER! That clip is the only way to appropriately celebrate such things. “I believe I believe I Believe!!”
Congratulations, Leanne! How exciting! Can’t wait to read it.
Wow huge congrats!
YAY!!! Congrats! Such great news!
Congratulations!
Leanne!!!! I’m so happy for you! This is awesome. Congratulations!
Also, looking forward to seeing you at Surrey again! π
Congratulations!!! You know as a mom? I think I’ve said, “don’t lick the minivan!” LOL Good work π
Yay! I sold my first book at SIWC – great work! Can’t wait to read it.
Can you hear me smiling all the way in Canada?
It’s THAT big.
I am so dang happy for you.
For real.
Heaps of congratulations, my friend.
Heaps.
Whoo HOO!! Congratulations and well deserved. See you in Surrey!
Pam
Best Wishes and a Big High Five, Leanne. I believe you can fly, too …
Congrats! I came close with Jill, but ultimately signed with someone else. Mine (Baby Bumps) comes out July 9. π
Congrats. That’s soon! I’ll look for your book in a week!
SNOOPY-DANCE-‘O-JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations! Joining the happy crowd above in a happy dance π
Good on you – that is absolutely brilliant. Good stuff – and best of luck for the book! The title makes me want to read it right now!
Congratulations, looking forward to reading the book!
There are not enough congratulation posts. Here’s one more π
But my only one from Italy…
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh!!!! Congratulations!!! π I am so happy for you and so thoroughly unsurprised to hear this wonderful news! I’m looking forward to adding another physical book to my shelf of authors I actually know – almost in person!
π
I can’t wait to read it! And to laugh at your terrible parenting skills. Then cry that mine are worse.
I can’t wait to read it! And to laugh at your parenting skills. Then to cry that I aspire to that level.
Congratulations!
Wahoo!!!!!!! I cannot wait to read it!!! Congratulations!!!
Congrats! I can’t wait to pick a copy up once it’s finished in publication! Way to go! You must be so pleased!
Congratulations. I plan on getting a copy as soon as it comes out.
I’m a little late to this party but not any less excited than the others here! YAY LEANNE!!! {{{pompoms waving}}} *fireworks*, etc, etc – fantastic news and no surprise! I’ve got my finger on the download button as soon as the book is live!
Woo-hoo! Congratulations!
Big props, Leanne! Must have been the big-hair photos that put you over the top, eh? π
Wonderful news, Leanne! Wishing you tons of success with DON’T LICK THE MINIVAN. I’ll be at the SiWC again, too. See you there. π
WOW! Congratulations! I can’t wait to read it…
Sorry I’m so late to the party. Congratulations, Leanne!
SOOOOO excited for you! Can’t wait to read it…will it be available as an ebook for the Kindle?
Apparently I’ll be purchasing multiple copies for friends… Congrats!
Can’t wait to read it! Congratulations. So exciting!