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10 Things I'd Like to Say to a Telemarketer

I can’t give you my bank number, I just emailed it to a guy in Nigeria. We’re busy eating “Gangnam Style.” Have you thought about exciting marketing opportunities with Tupperware? Sure. Can I put you on hold while I go to bed for the night? I’m doing a crossword. What’s a two-word phrase for “leave […]

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