Have you ever wanted to talk back to magazine headlines? Maybe I’m alone on this one, but I thought I’d share a little of the snark that goes on my head.
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HEADLINE 1: “It’s Magical: Your child’s amazing capacity to think brilliant thoughts”
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HEADLINE 2: “Conscious Parent: Being present for your children”
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HEADLINE 3: “Guilt-free me time” and “Bullyproof”
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HEADLINE 4: “Slow Cookers: Cheaper Than a Nanny”
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HEADLINE 5: “7 Ideas That Will Bring You Closer to Your Kids”
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YOUR TURN:
In the comments section, choose a headline
from the cover of “Fit Pregnancy”
and annotate it.
Help your Baby Sleep <—— That's what cough medicine is for.
Ha. I think they took the good stuff out by the time my kids were born.
“Stay centered with prenatal yoga”
…because fetuses can bend into positions you never could, even BEFORE you were pregnant.
Ha! That is so true.
“The Weight Issue” must be a typo. I’m sure they meant: “I said wait while I get you a tissue!” 😉
And there’s a lot to cry about some days…
“The Weight Issue” headline is cut off. I believe it reads: “The Weight Issue: How to Avoid Gaining Too Much Attention When You Set This Magazine On Fire.”
ROFL!
The Weight Issue: How to Avoid Gaining Too Much: smile, don’t frown at the weighty things you read in this week’s issue.
True. I always feel depressed after reading fashion magazines.
“Pregnant Sex: How to keep it safe and fun” while your other two kids are outside the bedroom asking you WHY can’t they sleep with you.
Ha!
The Weight Issue – How To Avoid Gaining Too Much … Attention from the fit and trim bootcamp moms, while scarfing up the fourth plate-sized cinnamon roll.
And…I’m now craving a cinnamon roll.
Pregnant Sex: How to Keep it Safe & Fun….
Buy Your Husband Porn and Go Out for a Mani/Pedi!
Weight: How to Avoid Gaining Too Much… Don’t Have Kids
LOL. Yup. That’s the easy way.
Pregnant Sex: How to stay awake for it.
I am giggling…and yawning.
I thought it said ‘Bullet proof’ too. Much more useful.
Indeed.
The weight issue: How to avoid gaining too much <— aka, our contraceptives issue.
🙂
I’ve decided to skip the headlines and target the name of the magazine:
I can’t FIT into my jeans since this damn PREGNANCY
Truth in advertising, right?
Ha. That is truth.
How to put your baby to sleep, not gain weight, and have sex in a yoga position when you are 9 months pregnant….
I get tired just thinking about it. EIther that or manic.
I’m certain, if I had tried to “Stay centered on the mat with prenatal yoga” that I absolutely would have. I’d have stayed plastered face-down on that stupid mat, with my ass in the air, unable to get up until they called my husband to come tug me upright.
Just my opinion.
Bwahaha. Next time someone tells me to “stay centered”, I”m thinking of this comment!
Help your baby sleep; the truth about vaccines.
New vaccine acts like sleeping pill for babies. One timed-release shot and the WILL sleep like babies for the next six months.
*they* not “the”
Do you think I could have one of those vaccines?
Bulletproof, HA! 😀
“Clorophorm: Help your baby sleep” (must be a cut off)
“Pregnant sex: how to keep it safe & fun. – p. 44 (kamasutra – pregnant edition)”
“Stay centered with prenatal yoga. Lose balance with postnatal wine”
The pregnant edition of the kamasutra? You know, that’d likely sell…
“Help your baby sleep” I think this is an ad for Phenergan dispensed free on planes!
I’ll take a double dose, please…
The weight issue: how to avoid gaining too much perspective so you can maintain focus on your Jean size.