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Back To School, Computers, and Sanity

Up-front-ish-ness-ness: If Shakespeare could make up words, then… (analogy fail). I may have received a free laptop from Staples in exchange for an honest, sassy review. My husband will assure you I’m an expert at being honest and sassy.

I thought I had things under control this year.

I bought school supplies slightly earlier than the night before Vivian and William were to start Grade 4.

I didn’t have to pull an all-nighter labelling said school supplies.

For the first year ever, I didn’t buy the wrong notebooks or scrapbooks.

But.

On Tuesday night, I scrolled through my Facebook feed. Post after post of back-to-school photos. I didn’t take a picture of my twins. In fact, I can’t even remember the last time I took a picture of my twins.

Thankfully, though, Vivian and William can now take 8000 pictures a day of themselves.

Samsung ChromebookYou see, the good people of Staples (a store I spend 25% of my paycheque because I’m a teacher) saw fit to give me a Samsung Chromebook to try out in exchange for a fair review. “If you hate it, say so,” they said. “If your twins spill juice on it, blog about it.”

This little cutie (it kind of looks like a baby MacBook Air) weighs about the same as three of my toes. It is fast and zippy, kind of like a kid on a sugar high.

Thankfully, I’m a Google user, so adapting to the Chrome interface (or whatchamacallit) was easy. My kids, of course, figured it out even faster.

I was a bit freaked out about the lack of software I was familiar with. No Microsoft Word, no Pages, no iPhoto. But you know what? Within five minutes, I’d downloaded a great word processing program for free at the Google App Store. I’d also found photo editing software that’s more comprehensive that PhotoBooth, so my daughter can turn me into FrankenMom in three short steps.

Now we all fight over the least expensive and newest bit of technology in our house, theΒ Samsung Chromebook. It retails at Staples (in Canada) for $269.96. It’s cheaper in the US, but y’all have healthcare issues you have to pay for, so I guess that’s fair.

Seeing Vivian and William play with their first computer reminds me of my own: a 286 that weighed as much as a dozen Sumo wrestlers. It was complete with a 9-pin dot matrix printer. Nothing reminds me of university like the screech of that puppy at 3 AM and the person below me pounding on his ceiling with a broom, trying to tell me to stop printing my 20-page paper. Oh, the joys of technology, circa 1990.

Your turn:
What’s your favourite piece of technology recently?
What was your first computer?

Filed Under: Finding Humor Everywhere

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  1. about100percent says

    September 6, 2013 at 9:53 am

    We had an Apple IIc then an Apple IIe when I was a kid. I KNOW.

    Now I have an hp, but I’m starting to think about replacing it. The kids have cheap Acer laptops which they hate, but I think it’s more a user issue than anything else.

    Reply
    • Wendy Lawrence says

      September 6, 2013 at 9:55 am

      The Apple IIc was the BEST!

      Reply
      • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

        September 6, 2013 at 10:41 am

        I was envious of the Apple crowd!

        Reply
  2. pastorlinzey says

    September 6, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Is this a blog post or a paid advertisement? I know you tried to sandwich in between the story of your kids, but you can do better…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 10:42 am

      Can’t we all, Pastor, can’t we all…

      Reply
      • pastorlinzey says

        September 6, 2013 at 10:45 am

        Without a doubt. Perhaps I was just thrown off-balance. I enjoy your writing tremendously and don’t remember seeing product placement before…

        Reply
        • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

          September 6, 2013 at 10:49 am

          Sorry for the surprise. I put a rambling preamble up now so other readers aren’t shocked. Happy Fried-Day!

          Reply
          • pastorlinzey says

            September 6, 2013 at 10:55 am

            And to you as well πŸ™‚

  3. Bill says

    September 6, 2013 at 10:34 am

    I have what I call a “boomerang” iPod. I grab it, use it, it breaks, and I send it back (again and again) to get fixed.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 10:43 am

      Ha. Love how you named it… At least it comes back!

      Reply
  4. NurseMikki1 says

    September 6, 2013 at 10:39 am

    My most recent favorite piece of technology has to be my Kindle Fire because my 4 y/o niece Mackenzie is really starting to get into reading after I uploaded several interactive books just for her. I couldn’t begin to tell you what my first pc was….an abacus board? Does that count? Lol!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 10:45 am

      I kind of missed the interactive books with my kids. I guess it’s not too late. I love aunties and uncles who do that sort of things for their nieces and nephews.

      Abacus board: ha. We had a Telidon. I’m not even sure what that was…

      Reply
      • NurseMikki1 says

        September 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm

        I am a hands on aunt because it fascinates me to see her grow and learn, and I want to be part of the village that raises her.

        Reply
  5. randomblurting says

    September 6, 2013 at 10:53 am

    I love my Chrome book… ’nuff said πŸ˜‰

    Reply
  6. Balsillie & Associates says

    September 6, 2013 at 11:18 am

    Reblogged this on BALSILLIE & ASSOCIATES and commented:
    Yup, it’s that time of year again:

    Reply
  7. David N. Walker says

    September 6, 2013 at 11:18 am

    Hope your comment doesn’t make you think your healthcare is free. I wonder what percentage of the taxes paid by Canadians goes to pay for the “free” healthcare.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 11:48 am

      True. We do have high taxes! But years of living overseas and the stress of “will our private insurance plan cover this?” have made me very thankful.

      Reply
  8. Clay Morgan (@MorganUndead) says

    September 6, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    You said paycheque. πŸ™‚

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm

      “U” know it. πŸ˜›

      Reply
  9. Ricky Anderson says

    September 6, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    You have me beat. My first computer was a 386.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 2:29 pm

      You young thing, you…

      Reply
  10. brendanstallard says

    September 6, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Leanne,

    You can get Word on that Chromebook by using office365. I’ve not been a fan of MS Office products, but Office365 is a cool piece of kit.

    brendan

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 6:31 pm

      Brilliant! Thanks, Brendan.

      Reply
  11. BrittanyHull says

    September 6, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    That’s funny! I was given a Samsung Chromebook just like yours for my wedding present. I love it!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 6:33 pm

      Awesome wedding gift. Almost makes me want to get married again! πŸ˜‰

      Reply
  12. Justin Knight says

    September 6, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Did the pastor just try to call you out? Is that what that was?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 6, 2013 at 6:35 pm

      πŸ™‚ Ha. Maybe. It’s all sorted…

      Reply
  13. Shay says

    September 6, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    I’m a total techno-dipsheot, so my favorite “recent” technology is my iPod shuffle. HA! (But seriously)

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 7, 2013 at 8:23 am

      You likely have more $ in the bank than the rest of us.

      Reply
  14. Jan Moyer says

    September 7, 2013 at 7:01 am

    We had the “original” MAC that required you to insert the hard disk yourself. And if it gave us any grief, a paperclip did the trick.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      September 7, 2013 at 8:23 am

      The paperclip!

      Reply
  15. katieandablog.wordpress.com says

    September 7, 2013 at 9:59 am

    I have a chrome book and love it! It does everything I need it to do!

    Reply
  16. The Hook says

    September 8, 2013 at 11:03 am

    “Leanne Shirtliffe, Corporate Spokesperson”.
    You’ve arrived, young lady. Well done!

    Reply
  17. livingwithathreeyearold says

    September 8, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    My first computer was a Commodore 64, the one where you had to type in the code for the game before you could play it. It was fantastic, I suddenly miss it tremendously. I also just finished your book and loved every word of it.

    Reply
  18. cooper says

    September 8, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    Favorite piece: KitchenAid Mixer – let’s see an an iPhone make brownies!!!
    First computer: let’s just say cards, punch tape and phone cradles were involved.

    Reply
  19. khaula mazhar says

    September 9, 2013 at 10:07 am

    All I know about my laptop is that when I turn it on it lets me watch netflix, listen to music and write. I also have a treasured dinosaur cell phone that shames my teenagers. They put paper bags on their heads when I use it in public πŸ™‚

    Reply
  20. AlwaysARedhead says

    September 9, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    The dot matrix printer, you rarely ran out of ink.

    Reply
  21. Team Oyeniyi says

    September 12, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Tell them I’ll write about it in Australia if they give me four. No wait – make that five, hubs better have one too.

    My first computer? Might have been a 286 too I think. I remember dot matrix printers too, but then I remember bookkeeping machines!

    Latest gadget? My Samsung phone but I am hoping my next will be a fancy new Nokia. Work provide my laptop and phone so I don’t get a lot of choice!

    Reply
  22. thatfunnyblogguy says

    September 12, 2013 at 8:00 am

    My Ipad. The original model! You know, the one that weighs the same as basket of toes. …and where exactly would you find a basket of toes? and what scenario would you be dealing with? My guess is that you would want to leave the area quickly.

    Reply
  23. swarna shanmugalingam says

    September 13, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Reblogged this on sueshan123.

    Reply

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