Earlier this week, funny blogger Go Jules Go showed us her homemade, bacon-inspired Christmas tree ornaments.
This got me thinking, which is a dangerous pursuit the week before Christmas.
We really need to rewrite some Christmas carols in honour of bacon.
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I’ll start:
Deck the halls with pounds of bacon…
Joy to the Bacon
Silent Night, Sizzling Bacon
Now, I turn it over to you, my funny readers. Go have some fun in the comments. Add “bacon” to other Christmas carols. Be the Bacon-ator.
“Santa, Bacon” would be a bacon remake of one of my favorites! I love “Deck the halls with pounds of bacon!” 🙂
Oooh. I love seeing that picture with the snow falling over it! Thanks for the sizzling shout-out, LeAnne!
And I know this isn’t a Christmas carol, but it’s the first thing that popped into mind: “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for Fat” and then the part where Sweet Brown says, “Smells like someone was bar-be-cuein’!” you add, “BACON!”
No? Is no one else hearing this?
How about “Walking in a Bacon Wonderland”, lol!! Cite post and definitely made me giggle!!
Love the idea… because I love bacon. How about “All I Want For Christmas is Bacon”?
Bacon we have smelled on high…
Bacon Claws is coming to Town
The 12 Days of Bac-Mas
O little pan of ba-a-con…
1-We wish you a plate of bacon
2-I’ll be home for bacon
3-Little bacon boy
4-Joy from the bacon
5-Oh yum, all the bacon
“Oh yum, all the bacon!” I love it!
Ha. “Oh yum, all the bacon” needs to win something.
I thought of that FIRST, but didn’t get around to commenting. Somebody’s been reading my thought waves again – clearly a HIPAA violation.
You and Jules are nuts!
Have yourself a juicy piece of bacon
Grandma had a heart attack from a piece of bacon
Its beginning to smell a lot like bacon….everywhere you go
I don’t know the Christmas carol “You and Jules are nuts” but I think I would like it.
I have it on repeat. There’s a breakdown with chipmunks towards the end that’ll blow your mind. (You know…cause I love chipmunks…and they love nuts…)
♪ “On the first day of Christmas, my piggy gave to me, bacon that was yummy!” ♪
♪ “Hark the bacon angels sing,”♪ (what beautiful noise they would make)
♪ “I saw Mommy licking bacon strips….” ♪
I am envious of your eighth notes. How did you make those?
And I *love* the last one. I guffawed.
Thanks Leanne! 😉
As far as the notes go, hold down the ALT key, and while pressing the ALT, type 1 3 on the keypad (needs to be the keypad).
Bacon is ridculously popular right now, which is ironic (like how i worked your namesake in there?) considering the experts have predicted a bacon shortage will occur next year…
Great new holiday tradition, Leanne!
I saw Mommy kissing Kevin Bacon
Underneath the Christmas Tree last night….
Ha ha ha! Wish I’d thought of that.
Bacon roasting on an open fire…
Or my personal favourite:
I Saw Three Strips Come Sailing In, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Pam
Wait a minute…I wish I’d thought of THAT, too! Damn there are a lot of clever folks around the interwebz.
Let’s not exclude another major religion also celebrating an important holiday at this time of year. How about “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah – With Ba-a-a-con!”.
OK, what’s wrong? What’d I say? What?
This has made me giggle….. how about the 12 Days of Bacon (or at least pork related products).
5 pigs in blankets
4 streaky rashers
3 pork chops
2 bacon butties
and a pork scratching in a pear tree!
This is beautiful! I’m going to sing these on Christmas Eve 🙂
If I ever stop laughing about all of these, I may try a few verses myself. *wiping tears*
May I respectfully add:
Rockin’ Around The Bacon Pan
We Wish You Some Crispy Bacon