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Hurry, Hard! Top 12 Reasons to Date Men Who Are Curlers

  1. Curling OlympicsThey’re good at using brooms to sweep.
  2. They’re protective and willing to guard anything, especially the house.
  3. They’re able to get out of the hack without taking a sick day.
  4. They don’t think skipping is effeminate.
  5. They can draw intricately.
  6. They rarely hog anything.
  7. They often go for a raise and get it.
  8. They’re extra talented with a hammer.
  9. The good ones have a strong back end.
  10. They’re always able to go harder.
  11. They know how to hit the button.
  12. They’re not afraid of putting a big rock on a ring.

Any other sports terminology that makes a man or woman dateable? 

Filed Under: Finding Humor Everywhere Tagged With: Canada, curlers, curling, dating, olympics, Sochi

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Comments

  1. Jan Moyer says

    February 19, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    You have forever changed my view of curling.

    For the better.

    Reply
  2. Frugalistablog says

    February 20, 2014 at 9:18 am

    I didn’t realize my husband was a curler in a secret life.

    Reply
  3. David N. Walker says

    February 20, 2014 at 11:08 am

    Leanne, I just nominated you for the Shauny Award for Blogging Excellence. Go to http://wp.me/pUMzn-N3 Friday or later to see what it’s about.

    Reply
  4. The Hook says

    March 1, 2014 at 7:27 am

    Wow.
    You’ve actually made curling sexy, Leanne. Well done.

    Reply

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