Hurry, Hard! Top 12 Reasons to Date Men Who Are Curlers

1. They’re good at using brooms to sweep.
2. They’re protective and willing to guard anything, especially the house.
3. They’re able to get out of the hack without taking a sick day.
4. They don’t think skipping is effeminate.
5. They can draw intricately.
6. They rarely hog anything.
7. They often go for a raise and get it.
8. They’re extra talented with a hammer.
9. The good ones have a strong back end.
10. They’re always able to go harder.
11. They know how to hit the button.
12. They’re not afraid of putting a big rock on a ring.

Any other sports terminology that makes a man or woman dateable?