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Funny Texts from my Husband

Here is a collection of texts sent to me recently by my funny husband (a.k.a Chris, once known as Conan the Librarian), just in case you’ve been wondering what 16.6 years of marriage looks like…

Funny Texts

On texting his mom:

 

An update on what’s in our garage:

Zombie Blocker

And now this:

Assuring me the kids are okay:
Every girl needs bat wings

Advice on how to get a Celine Dion song out of my head:

Who I should blame for insomnia:

Speaking of sleeping:

Followed by:

No more than usual, darling.

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Deb Hatton says

    March 14, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Hahahaha I’m almost embarrassed by the degree to which I can relate to this. A personal favourite from mine: “You seemed a little off this morning so I bought donuts to bring home but ate them all. Sorry, I’ll have my things moved out by the end of the week.”

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  2. Heather says

    July 5, 2018 at 11:50 am

    This is awesome! I had a few chuckles for sure!

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  3. Natalie Ou says

    June 4, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Hilarious! Hope to be just as fun at 16 years of marriage as you and your husband are.

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