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Joke Telling and Kids

I love how kids tell jokes. It’s chaos theory at its best.

From my unscientific observations, there are two initial stages of kids’ lack of development with regard to joke telling.

Stage One: The Surreal Phase

In the surreal phase, kids will tell jokes greatly influenced by the postmodern movement. These jokes tend to follow a preset structure.

Question: What did the ______ (name on object to your left) say to the ______ (name an object to your right)?

Punchline: ______ (name an object in front of you)

They usually read like this:

Kid: Mom? Mom? I have a joke. What did the Lego say to the lamp?

Mom: I don’t know.

Kid: Dustball!

My twins are mostly through this phase. Now, they’re on to the next level.

Stage Two: The Random, Play-on-Words Phase

Last week, it was semi-logical pun time.

Vivian: Where do ants live?

Me: I don’t know.

Vivian: Ant-artica.

Vivian smiles, then proceeds to Round 2.

Vivian: Where do ties like to go?

Me: Thailand?

Vivian: Yes!

Me: Okay, my turn.

I pause, then say this:

Vivian: Bra-land?

Me: No.

My husband: Mommyland?

Me: I was going for Brazil, but you get bonus points.

Vivian: Why can’t I get bonus points?

Me: You do. I just forgot to tell you.

Vivian: How many?

Me: The same number as Daddy. And William too.

William: I have a joke.

Me: Okay. Tell it.

William: Where do Pee-gyps live?

Me: What?

William: Pee-gyps.

Me: I don’t know.

William: Egypt.

Me: What’s a Pee-gyp?

William: I don’t know.

Me: Why would a Peegyp go to Egypt?

William: I don’t know.

My husband: Speaking of Egypt, Mommyland’s got a couple of great pyramids.

The art of joke telling never seems to get old.

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Know any good kids’ jokes?

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments, Whiteboard Wednesday Tagged With: funny, humor, Ironic Mom, joke telling, kid jokes, Leanne Shirtliffe, twins

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  1. Chase McFadden says

    June 15, 2011 at 5:45 am

    Pee-gyps? How could you not get that?

    We had to outlaw joke telling at the dinner table. Too much diaper humor.

    Reply
    • K.B. Owen says

      June 15, 2011 at 6:45 am

      With three boys, we (still) get a lot of that – you know, the “Hairy Potty” kind. 🙂

      Reply
  2. Mark says

    June 15, 2011 at 6:01 am

    I like the great pyramids of mommy land 🙂 last night I told my 15yoDD all the ” what do u call a guy with no arms or legs that…..” jokes she had never herd them

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:03 pm

      The Bob and Matt jokes. I remember those…

      Reply
  3. journeytoepiphany says

    June 15, 2011 at 6:43 am

    I’ll be praying you make it through this annoying and difficult stage…sane…though its better than the first, it has its own drawbacks…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:04 pm

      I need prayers. I appreciate help of any kind…earnest or sarcastic!

      Reply
  4. leah says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:03 am

    my sons classic and only joke is:
    knock, knock,
    who’s there?
    BOO!
    boo who?
    don’t cry little baby! its just me!
    🙂
    for a 3 year old i thought it was pretty good… and it beats: “pee!” pee who? “peeenis!!”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:05 pm

      That’s actually advanced for a three-year-old. Count yourself lucky (for now).

      Reply
  5. educlaytion says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:28 am

    Laughing! Love how theory humor/humour theory leads to jokes about pee and boobs. That’s why you gotta just stick with the classics eh?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:06 pm

      Thank “u” for you sensitivity to Canadian spelling. (Speaking of bad puns, eh?)

      Reply
  6. Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:01 am

    I don’t know how to do sophisticated humor with such brevity. Dang it. I draw things out forever. Teach me, Obi Wan. But I do know what I want to put on your blog, but I’m scared. Because, you know… long-winded. Maybe you’ll help me hack it down to its bare bones. I think I have pretty good pyramids. Sometimes they are just hidden under all the… sand. 😉

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:07 pm

      I’ve heard your pyramids are lovely…

      And don’t be fooled. Writing concisely can be a curse when you’re trying to write something longer. Sigh.

      Reply
  7. PaigeN says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:30 am

    My favorite jokes from my kids are:

    Why did the banana put on sunscreen? So he wouldn’t peel!

    Why did the light turn red? You’d be embarrassed too, if you had to change in front of all those people.

    And then there are the knock-knock jokes…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:07 pm

      I hadn’t heard of either of these jokes. New material. I’m doing my happy dance!

      Reply
  8. Andi says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:31 am

    My son is too small to really get joke telling, or even to get the jokes, I think,

    He still tries anyway.

    Oliver: Knock knock!
    Me: Who’s there?
    Oliver: ME!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:08 pm

      You gotta love a realist. 🙂

      Reply
  9. K.B. Owen says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:39 am

    My favorite knock-knock joke (since we’re going there):

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupt —
    MOO!!!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm

      Love that one!

      Reply
  10. Marianne says

    June 15, 2011 at 8:55 am

    I have outlawed the word “turd” in my house. I said it is never a punch line. I never thought I would have to say that.

    Reply
    • K.B. Owen says

      June 15, 2011 at 9:59 am

      Maybe Leanne could do a post on “things we never thought we’d say” now that we’re parents.

      Reply
      • Leanne Shirtliffe says

        June 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm

        Seriously. I have a whole collection of things I didn’t think I’d ever say.

        Reply
  11. chibichunsa says

    June 15, 2011 at 9:28 am

    I prefer the post-modern and semi-logical puns to the fart jokes that every boy seems to grow into at the age of 11+. It literally takes 10 years for the meaning of “gaseous giant” to return to that of an astronomical star.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm

      Is that the same age where they can’t say “uranus” without dying of laughter?

      Reply
  12. BigLittleWolf says

    June 15, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Oh – I loved Stage 2!

    Of course, with boys (especially?) the body-part-jokes (and sounds, and tricks, and noises) seem to set in about age 5 (around here) and depart around… well, um… teens-in-the-house and that stage hasn’t departed just yet…)

    Might you insert a Whoopie Cushion here, and leave it at that?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm

      The things I have to look forward to…

      Reply
  13. Meet the Buttrams says

    June 15, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Awesome. W & V are naturals.. Our kids are right on par with each other. Another reason you need to visit.

    We’ve moved past my 6yo’s “knock, knock, who’s there, trash can, trash can who, trash can diaper toilet!” (because gross equals funny, duh). Now he’s a prodigy. His best made-up one: “What do Spanish tens play? A Nintendo DS!”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm

      I love your son. Another reason I should visit!

      Reply
  14. Bellymonster says

    June 15, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    I am in Knock-Knock joke Hell around here. Sadly, most punchlines involve one, sometimes two of these:
    1. Poop
    2. Pee
    3. Penises
    4. Boobies

    EVERY joke is followed by hysterical laughter. Mostly from DH.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:11 pm

      Laughing. The 4th circle of hell may contain Knock Knock jokes.

      Reply
  15. Heather says

    June 15, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    to date, her only joke is ‘guess what? Chicken butt!’ She even has a t-shirt…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:12 pm

      Uh oh. She’s a rhymer!

      Reply
  16. julie gardner says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    Peegyps.

    Love it so much.

    I want to be in your family. AND mine.

    (maybe a cult? think about it.)

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:13 pm

      A cult? Think of the fun we’d have thinking about initiation ceremonies…

      Reply
  17. Keenie Beanie says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    This brings to mind this timely video link the husband sent me earlier today. Joke telling fail.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13782645

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm

      Oh my goodness! The cringe factor is higher than an episode of The Office. Hilarious!

      Reply
  18. Kim says

    June 15, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    My oldest tells the WORST jokes… it’s horrible! 🙁

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm

      I hear your pain.

      Reply
  19. themombshell says

    June 16, 2011 at 5:18 am

    My kids are in the constant potty talk phase right now, les sigh. But my grade ones at school are all about jokes, April Fool’s Day was awesome. (typed sarcastically)

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm

      I almost never teach on April Fool’s Day (a late Spring Break). There is a God.

      Reply
  20. KristenSays says

    June 16, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    pee
    boobies
    *poop*

    hee hee

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:15 pm

      I mean, what else is there?

      Reply
  21. Wendy Lawrence says

    June 17, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    I have two boys. Here’s my tactic: I’m introducing them to fart/poop jokes and laughing hysterically…

    Reply
  22. The Hook says

    June 19, 2011 at 5:42 am

    Hilarious!

    Reply
  23. Mandie Marie says

    June 22, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    I was in a kindie class the other day and I got them to tell me jokes to pass the time. I have pages. Only one makes sense. I love this.

    Reply
  24. writerwoman61 says

    June 22, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    I can’t tell jokes…I can’t remember them…sigh…

    Wendy

    Reply

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