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My Weekend, by the numbers

Sometimes it’s better to let the numbers do the talking. Here, then, is my weekend, by the numbers.

2: Geocaches Vivian, William, and I found

0: Geocaches we’d searched for before this weekend

2: nights I was asleep before 10 p.m.

8: Times I asked Vivian to brush her hair

2: Mornings Vivian stole my iPhone to play Zombie Run while I slept

1: Time William told me he wanted another mom

2: Glasses of wine I had at Chop Steakhouse

3: Times I spoke on the phone to my mom

1: Time I squealed when I found out my mom booked a plane ticket to Calgary

12: Times I wished I were my sister parading around Amsterdam

This is what I look like mid blink.

23: People I spoke to as host of Toyota Canada’s “The Right Vehicle To Fit My Family’s Needs,” not counting the cute Toyota boys from Toronto

2: Number of times my husband told me I was sexy when I was rehearsing my Toyota presentation, using phrases like four-wheel-drive, dynamic stability control, and size matters.

1: Time #ToyotaLove trended in Canada

14: Times I sweated about revising my DON’T LICK THE MINIVAN manuscript

1: Time we entertained our college-aged nephew (who won the U21 Canadian National Beach Volleyball Championships last month)

How was your weekend (or week), by the numbers?

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Evelynn Starr says

    September 17, 2012 at 6:07 am

    erm. what were you doing touting the merits of a toyota suv?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:30 am

      I was hired. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Reply
  2. Heather (@HomeToHeather) says

    September 17, 2012 at 7:58 am

    *squee!* My face is on your blog! Totally made my morning…but I haven’t had coffee yet so. Yeah. LOL.

    At any rate, I was happy to be a part of your weekend. Hope the week racks up some impressive numbers too!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:31 am

      Have to get you a bigger avi next time, Heather. Here’s to driving backwards…

      Reply
  3. Clay Morgan (@UndeadClay) says

    September 17, 2012 at 8:32 am

    Great weekend. Sounds like you nailed the Toyota event. Glad you went geocaching!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:32 am

      Thanks. Geocaching=Urban hiking with a purpose. Perfect for the Type A in me.

      Reply
  4. Chase McFadden says

    September 17, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Did you pitch the Toyota with the custom hand-etched paint job featuring the names of the owner’s children?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:32 am

      I told that story to the Toyota head office guy and one of the cute Toronto boys. Their mouths were agape, especially when I told them when didn’t get it repainted. “That would cost $4000,” one said.

      Reply
  5. Karin says

    September 17, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    So glad you discovered geocaching! My family & I love it – mostly because we can’t think of stuff to do as a family, so we just find geocaches instead.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:33 am

      I think I’m in the category too.

      Reply
  6. susielindau says

    September 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    Go Toyota and half-blinks!
    I am winning a monster Tundra at the end of the Rockies season. You can see it during the games. It is on a high pedestal next to the score board.
    Funny!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:34 am

      At least it’s baseball and not dependent on the Avalanche’s season…

      Reply
  7. David N. Walker says

    September 17, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Don’t know what geocaching is, but I think your husband owes you a couple of dozen more “You’re sexy” comments.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:34 am

      ๐Ÿ™‚

      Reply
  8. Elyse Chatterton says

    September 17, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Just discovered your blog and very glad I did. We geocached in the uk but have yet to start in Canada. Very much on our ever expanding to do list!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:35 am

      I dream of geocaching in other countries. And welcome, Elyse. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

      Reply
  9. Clearly Kristal says

    September 17, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Here goes my weekend in numbers:
    1: Dropped the new fish on the counter
    8: Complained it was too hot
    6: Swatted and killed flies in my house
    2: My hubby said I love you
    10: Times I heard calls for mommy
    1: Cat nap
    4: Times of breaking up a fight over a toy
    0: Thoughts of loneliness
    2: Trips to PetSmart for the new fish
    1: My kids pleading: “Save the fish, mom!”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 18, 2012 at 7:36 am

      That fish story has me spitting my tea out. My husband sees a lot of fish tanks for sale at garage sales. He never sees any fish for sale, however….

      Reply
  10. Marianne says

    September 20, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    You are honestly living the dream!

    Reply
  11. Sara K {SaigeWisdom} says

    September 22, 2012 at 11:13 am

    oh my goodness – SUCH a cute idea… you don’t want to know the number of times I asked Saige to ‘leave her brother alone’ this week – I should just record myself and put it on loop.
    found your blog via Top 25 Canadian Mom Blogs… how I haven’t found you sooner is beyond me.
    you are ha-larious.

    Reply
  12. The Hook says

    October 1, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    At least those numbers added up to hilarity!

    Reply

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