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What You Don't Want Your Daughter To Say After Prom

I was either stuck in a windstorm or it was prom (circa 1989).

It’s prom season. Maybe I’ll tell my prom story one of these days. It’s as cliche as they get.

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But for now, please click over to Nickelodeon’s NickMom to read my latest attempt at humor.

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Top 9 Things Moms Don’t Want Their Daughters To Say After Prom

Here’s a teaser:

#7: “And then I used my fake ID to buy drinks for everyone!”

Click here to read the rest of What You Don’t Want Your Daughter To Say After Prom.

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments, On the Move Tagged With: funny mom, funny mom blog, humor, Ironic Mom, Leanne Shirtliffe, mom humor, NickMom, prom

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  1. Evelynn Starr says

    June 6, 2012 at 7:45 am

    holy cow, look at that hair!

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  2. edcyzewski (@edcyzewski) says

    June 6, 2012 at 8:06 am

    What I really think is you need to bring that hair style back…. “Totally rad.”

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  3. mj monaghan says

    June 6, 2012 at 10:21 am

    I think you teased every single hair, girlfriend!

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  4. David N. Walker says

    June 6, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Couldn’t get your finger out of the light socket?

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  5. Lucy Ball (@LucyBall15) says

    June 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Holy Crap! How’d you get a picture of me??? IDENTICAL HAIR! I’m going to dig out my pictures now.

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  6. earthriderjudyberman says

    June 6, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    My daughter, Danielle, has a hairstyle almost identical to yours. It was about the same year. Loved your list – especially the one about using the fake ID to buy everyone drinks. (How about #11: I had to drive my date home cuz he had passed out after all the free drinks.) lol

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  7. julie gardner says

    June 6, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    I love your hair.

    Especially because it’s all on one side.

    Naturally.

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  8. Jenny Hansen says

    June 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Yep, I had that hair at some point too. What were we thinking??!

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  9. gingercalem says

    June 8, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    First — Rockin’ hair! I’m from the big-hair days too and you have some impressive height and volume going. Second — love your list of 9 at NickMom. Laughed out loud at the modeling contract. ha!!

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  10. smcwrites says

    June 8, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    I LOVE your grad picture, I remember that hair 🙂 my little sister’s grad is coming up in a few weeks – I am sincerely hoping I don’t hear any of these lines come out of her mouth :S eek!

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