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NYC and Reading Aloud, again

Ironic Scream
Ironic Scream

My husband and I spent three glorious nights in New York City last week. I will be posting a blog series about Ironic Travails (or something more witty than that working title).

While we were gone, my mother-in-law looked after Vivian and William. Before my husband and I  left Calgary, I recorded the next three chapters in the book we’re reading aloud, Sea of Monsters (Book 2 of the Percy Jackson series).

It worked fine.

Then this weekend, I was reminded what it’s like to read aloud to my kids in real time.

I also remembered that I posted about this same thing two years ago. 

Not much has changed.

From the archives then…

Now that my kids are six years old, I have the pleasure of reading chapter books to them. No more reciting the same picture book over and over again until I’m tempted to bash my head through my kids’ black-out-blinds in search of sharp glass.

Lately, I’ve been on a Roald Dahl kick. He’s hilarious, his books read well aloud, and there’s some adult-level humour. James and the Giant Peach is the book we’re reading now. I especially enjoy doing the voices: the centipede speaks with a snooty BBC accent, and the earthworm sounds vaguely like Grandpa on the Munsters.

Generally I enjoy this readers’ theatre, and Vivian and William are attentive. But not last night. Maybe it was the Valentine’s Day candy. Maybe there was a full moon somewhere in the universe. Maybe the plastic from the Tupperware glasses finally leached into their brains. Whatever the cause, Vivian and William were rambunctious. They didn’t interrupt me, but rather did things that caused me to interrupt myself.

This is how story time went.

Read, read, read.

Read, read, read.

Read, read, read.

Read, read, read.

Read, read, read.

Read, read, read.

What books have you read aloud to your kids?
What books did your parents read aloud to you?

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments

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Comments

  1. nebrtwin says

    April 1, 2013 at 5:53 am

    My twins are still in the “I’d rather eat the book than read the book” phase. I cannot wait for chapter books! P.s. your kids singing “Born to be Wild”, officially means you’ve succeeded at parenting. Rock on young twins! Rock on!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:14 am

      Ha. William said last week, “That song never gets old.”

      Reply
  2. victoriabruce says

    April 1, 2013 at 5:58 am

    Currently I am trying to read books that involve speaking a low monotone and induce deep sleep. Seriously though, we’re reading Kidnapped. So I get to put on a cool Scottish accent also peppered with, “No, I don’t know if he wore boxers under his kilt” and so on.

    My dad read Kidnapped to me and and wonderfully thrilling dramatic poetry like The Highwayman. And other great classics like Kim. He is a fantastic storyteller.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:15 am

      I’ve never read Kidnapped, but The Highwayman has such an intoxicating rhythm. Must go back and reread.

      Reply
      • victoriabruce says

        April 2, 2013 at 1:33 am

        I still love the HIghwayman. Kidnapped is a wonderful adventure story. Robert Louis Stevenson – pirates and cutlasses and shipwrecks. Brilliant.

        Reply
  3. Ricky Anderson says

    April 1, 2013 at 6:24 am

    My mom would interrupt herself while reading to us, too. She’d fall asleep, book still in hand. All 4 of us would look at each other wondering what to do…

    …to her while she slept.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:15 am

      There were 4 of you? No wonder why she fell asleep.

      Reply
    • moyermama says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:58 am

      That was my dad reading to us. I can still hear his drowsy version of “When Fred Was Sick in Bed”.

      Reply
  4. ryoko861 says

    April 1, 2013 at 6:30 am

    There was a time when both my kids went through the “dinosaur” stage, around 5 years old. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. it was the SAME DINOSAUR BOOK!!!! “SHOOT ME NOW!!!” was all I could think of. We would read another type of book but it was always back to that same book about dinosaurs. Needless to say I knew more about dinosaurs then, then I did when I was in school. Repetition is definitely the key to learning.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:16 am

      Oh, those rereads are horrible. When my kids were younger, I’d recycle some of the “horribly written” books they liked. I just couldn’t read them anymore. And I wasn’t about to donate them to inflict on some other parent…

      Reply
      • ryoko861 says

        April 1, 2013 at 2:46 pm

        But misery loves company! I would have donated them all!! 🙂

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        • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

          April 1, 2013 at 4:46 pm

          Ha. You’re evil. Love it.

          Reply
  5. moyermama says

    April 1, 2013 at 8:19 am

    We’re at the peak of story interrupting with our almost 2 year old. He gets his own reading time (to spare his life and the sanity of his brothers).

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:17 am

      I never really thought of the implications of reading aloud with kids of different ages…

      Reply
  6. Justin Knight says

    April 1, 2013 at 8:21 am

    Funny stuff! AWESOME idea about recording yourself reading the books you and the twins are enjoying together. I may steal that one (if the Missus and I ever get away ALONE some time!).
    Justin- Writing Pad Dad
    Writing Pad Dad Blog
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    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:18 am

      Steal away. And get away! It’s so awesome…

      Reply
  7. JM Randolph says

    April 1, 2013 at 9:00 am

    I’ve been reading Harry Potter books to #5 since they came to live with us. Since I’m only home 2 or 3 nights a week, and he used to have the attention span of a gnat, we’re only up to book 4. He’s much better now and most nights I can read a whole chapter. Last night he interrupted me three times to show me the various incarnations of a Narwhal that he was sculpting out of Silly Putty.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:18 am

      The theatre life! (American translation: The theater life!) 😉

      I think I love #5.

      Reply
  8. susielindau says

    April 1, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Very fun and they sound energetic! Just what you want right before bed. I read a bunch of Nancy Drew and other mysteries found at a garage sale and The Secret Garden. But we always read at night until they had too much of their own reading to do…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 11:41 am

      We are planning on moving them into separate bedrooms. Soon-ish. Maybe…

      Reply
  9. errollbundelfeuerstein says

    April 1, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    my “horrible reread” – book for 3 years (between the age of 2 and a half and 5): Richard Scarrys “Cars and trucks and things that go” . Nevertheless, my son didn’t become a mechanic…

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    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 4:46 pm

      William loved that book. But (thankfully) he *read* it on his own.

      Reply
  10. Heather says

    April 1, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Both my kids read to them self now..well my oldest dose, I’m not sure about my youngest as she not much of a reader. With both being in the bubble numbers their to old for mommy to read to them unless it’s “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” on Christmas eve. LOL
    Thought when my son was younger he had two fav’t book both by Dr. Seuss “The B book” and “Bears at Night”. To this day I can almost say the whole “The B Book” by heart and he’s teen now.

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    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:46 pm

      Why is it that we can remember the words of those books but not where we put our keys?

      Reply
      • Heather says

        April 2, 2013 at 8:29 am

        You know I never thought of that…LOL

        Reply
  11. tania2atee says

    April 1, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    I am still in the picture book stage, but the interruptions are the same. I was laughing and reading your post to my husband. We are both grateful to know we’re not alone on that front!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe (Ironic Mom) says

      April 1, 2013 at 9:46 pm

      A comedy of errors, that’s for sure!

      Reply
  12. tomwisk says

    April 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Thanks for a view into family life, LMAO.

    Reply
  13. The Hook says

    April 4, 2013 at 7:39 am

    Your archives rule, Leanne!

    Reply
  14. @misty_hamel says

    April 7, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    I love that you are still reading aloud with your kids every night and that you even prerecorded when you went out of town. You’re a great mom!

    Reply
  15. Samantha @Blissful Domesticity says

    April 7, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    I love reading aloud to my kids. Eliza and I have read a few chapter books together so far, but The Hobbit has been the most memorable. My stepdad read that to me when I was 6 years old, so reading it to my 5 year old has been really great. Bonus that she loves the story, too!

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  16. Leslie says

    April 7, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    I don’t remember my mom reading aloud to me, I’m sure she did. Funny what you do and don’t remember. Right now we are reading Spider-Man and Batman and Superman. Riveting!

    Reply
  17. Dana says

    April 8, 2013 at 8:44 am

    When my mom used to read to me, I’d go find the book and read ahead. It drove her crazy but I just couldn’t wait!

    Reply
  18. Julie Van Rosendaal (@dinnerwithjulie) says

    April 8, 2013 at 9:11 am

    I meant to ask my Grandma if I could record her reading aloud, but I never got around to it. Wish I had..

    Reply
  19. Alisha says

    April 8, 2013 at 9:41 am

    We read aloud every night. We are currently reading Lord of the Rings to my oldest, Robert Munch to the Middle and Sandra Boynton to the youngest.

    Reply

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