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Stuff Dad Does While Mom Is Out

After my husband came home from work on Saturday, I scooted out for 45 minutes. In that time, I managed to get $50 worth of groceries, buy a tea, and visit a book store.

In that same time, my husband managed to shoot a video of William.

Here is an inverted William singing “Run Runaway” by Slade (also covered by Great Big Sea).

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRQxXnL-21k]

And now you understand why I sometimes run, runaway.

Happy Monday.

Your turn:
If you were to use permanent marker to draw eyes and a nose on your chin, what song would you sing upside down?

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I will reveal the lies from my Two Truths and a Lie post later this week. You readers left some entertaining stories of your own in the comments. Thanks!

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments Tagged With: funny, humor, Ironic Mom, Leanne Shirtliffe, Run Runaway, Vlog, While Mom Was Out

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  1. visitingmissouri says

    February 20, 2012 at 5:17 am

    I actually tried this. Drew eyes and a nose on my chin, got upside down and the first thing that came to mind was Tears for Fears – Head over heels. So, that one.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:25 pm

      I love that you tried this.

      I saw Tears for Fears in concert in the mid or late 80s. “Shout” would also work.

      Reply
  2. jmgoyder says

    February 20, 2012 at 5:26 am

    Hilarious!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

      Yup. Though guess who had to remove the marker from Will’s face..

      Reply
  3. Ray Meinhardt says

    February 20, 2012 at 6:17 am

    I never understood before why my mother nor my wife allowed markers in the house. I think I know why now! Great post

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

      Your wife is smarter than me.

      Reply
  4. gojulesgo says

    February 20, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Ha! Amazing. I think I’d have to rock out to “Come On Eileen.”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

      And now, I’m singing that song…

      Reply
  5. Howlin' Mad Heather says

    February 20, 2012 at 8:43 am

    I’ll go with “Bicycle Race” for $500, Alex. (I love old Queen songs.)

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:27 pm

      Agreed. Queen rocks.

      Reply
  6. randomlychad says

    February 20, 2012 at 9:10 am

    My 13yo son, nah–but my 5yo daughter: she would do this. In fact, what wouldn’t she draw on?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:27 pm

      Good point. Does she draw on your Words with Friends games? ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Reply
  7. Marion Roach Smith says

    February 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    You are one wild chick and I’m damn glad to know you.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm

      Someday, we wild children will get together!

      Reply
  8. Jillian Dodd - Glitter, Bliss and Perfect Chaos says

    February 20, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Hilarious. Husbands always came up with the best simple stuff to entertain the kids.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:35 pm

      True. Or perhaps it’s to entertain themselves…

      Reply
  9. Jenny Hansen says

    February 20, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    “I’m A Bitch, I’m a lover, I’m a child, I’m a mother…”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:35 pm

      “I’m a sinner, I’m a saint…”

      Reply
  10. Kevin Haggerty says

    February 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    “My Brain is Hanging Upside Down” by the Ramones.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 20, 2012 at 8:35 pm

      I bet it is. I mean, I like the Ramones. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Reply
  11. julie gardner says

    February 20, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    I think my favorite part of this is that he included eyebrows.
    Now that’s a face built for expressions…

    As for me, I don’t run away.
    Instead, I send my kids away.

    #ultimatelazy.
    Indeed.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 7:19 am

      You are a clever one…

      Reply
  12. Elaine says

    February 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    Unbelievably creative. Being the mum though my question is how did you get it off?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 7:19 am

      Lots of scrubbing.

      Reply
  13. Team Oyeniyi says

    February 21, 2012 at 3:26 am

    No, I do not want my kids to get into this sort of activity. No, no, no.

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 7:20 am

      The fun never ends…

      Reply
  14. The Hook says

    February 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Hialrious!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

      Yes. That describes a lot of things in my house. Including my wardrobe.

      Reply
  15. Angela Orlowski-Peart says

    February 21, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    It would most likely be “You Spin Me Round” by Dead Or Alive, and I would sing it in a very low mocking voice ๐Ÿ™‚

    I meant to visit your blog a while ago and I’m glad I finally did. You’re hilarious! I’m subscribing to your posts.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

      A classic song! Thanks for subscribing, Angela. Here’s to laughing our way through insanity…

      Reply
  16. kvetchmom says

    February 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    I just watched William eight times in a row thanks to my 2 yr old who was in hysterics watching him! So funny!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 7:09 pm

      Ha. We found our target audience! I’m laughing at your 2yo laughing…

      Reply
  17. mj monaghan says

    February 21, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    Well Leanne, I’m not sure what was funnier: William upside down, or a youtube video (that popped on the screen after William was done) of you trying to tell a joke about electrons, protons, and neutrons. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, eh?? hehe

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm

      I’m pretty sure the second video is a more classic laugh-at-me joke. Here’s the link to the blog post that went with it: http://ironicmom.com/2011/11/07/joke-telling/

      Reply
  18. mj monaghan says

    February 22, 2012 at 9:18 am

    Love that post with the video. I’m afraid I can’t tell a joke at all, either. I can be witty and sarcastic with short quips/retorts, but can NOT tell a joke. And no, I won’t make a vlog about it!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm

      It’d be hard to top mine. I mean bottom it…

      Reply
  19. Stacy Dymalski says

    February 22, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    You’ve had so many comments by the time I got around to this, but if hasn’t already been mentioned, and you’re taking requests for the next time you leave your husband alone with the kids, I would like to see both Thing 1 and Thing 2 do an inverted duet concert to “Born to Be Wild.” Would that be awesome, or what? I smell Oscar (as in Academy Award, not my dog).

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 23, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      “Not my dog”: bwahaha.

      Nothing like some Steppenwolf…

      Reply
  20. educlaytion says

    February 23, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    Handel’s Messiah.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      February 23, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      Going classical are we? That would be hilarious!

      Reply

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