I’m talking on the phone, ignoring my kids. They’re supposed to be getting ready for bed. Vivian, who is already clad in red fleece pajamas, is hanging out two inches from my face, trying to get my attention. “Hang on a sec,” I say to my friend. “Vivian,” I snap. “Go brush your teeth.” She […]
Whiteboard Wednesday
Kids Using Their Heads, Literally
It’s Whiteboard Wednesday again, that time where I share something bizarre I’ve said recently. This week’s addition to the things-I’m-shocked-I’ve-said comes courtesy of watching Vivian climb the stairs. Normally, she bounds up with speed and confidence that I used to have a decade or two ago. But on this particular day, she decided to use […]
When Children Won't Stay In Bed
One thing I’ve realized in the six years I’ve been parenting is that there are some bizarre statements that come reeling out of my mouth. Today, I’m starting a new feature called Whiteboard Wednesday. Now I know there are some sports websites that give you a behind-the-scenes look on Whiteboard Wednesdays; this is nothing like […]