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A Drawn Mommy

Vivian took the opportunity to sketch me the other evening. It was a hot night, and I was wearing a tank top, something rare in Calgary after the fall equinox. I sat still as she walked over to me, repositioned my chin, and went back to her sketch pad. Frida Kahlo was in da house.

Vivian finished and unveiled her art, with pride.

I was amazed at the detail.

“Fantastic, Viv,” I oozed. “You put in so much detail. You even drew breasts, and you managed to capture the blood vessels in my eyes.”

“Well, I didn’t actually didn’t put in all the detail,” Vivian said. “I left out your wrinkles.”

Out of the mouths (and pencils) of babes.

Here’s what some of the peeps on my Ironic Mom Facebook Page had to say:

Your turn. Comment away.

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments Tagged With: funny mom, humor, parenting

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  1. Kitt Crescendo says

    September 28, 2012 at 5:44 am

    She actually did a very nice job on your lips, I think.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:17 pm

      Nothing like a little pencil-drawn collagen injection…

      Reply
  2. Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson says

    September 28, 2012 at 5:53 am

    Sweetie, the girl gave you boobs. Let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth. And you are sooooo not wrinkled. 😉

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:18 pm

      But I am. They’re laugh lines. I’m okay with them. So far.

      Reply
  3. rookiemomadventures says

    September 28, 2012 at 6:19 am

    It’s a wonderful drawing, but for what it’s worth..you are more lovely in person. PS..that’s what my boobs look like in real life.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:18 pm

      Ha. It looks like she literally drew a “C” cup.

      Reply
  4. Julie Glover says

    September 28, 2012 at 7:18 am

    What stood out to me is those lips! My, what pucker-up lips you have! I love those drawings my kids did of me when they were younger. I love how I’m always smiling–even when they could have drawn the “angry mom” version of me. 😉

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm

      So true. And my eyes really are that bloodshot, angry or happy.

      Reply
  5. gingercalem says

    September 28, 2012 at 8:51 am

    She gets major bonus points for the ‘high and perkies’. 🙂

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm

      Bwahaha. It must be the $160 bra I bought last weekend.

      Reply
      • gingercalem says

        September 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

        Dang, did the bra come with its own boobs? 😉

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        • Leanne Shirtliffe says

          September 30, 2012 at 9:44 am

          Ha. It should have. I’m a hard-to-fit size…

          Reply
  6. Elena Aitken says

    September 28, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Ha ha ha. Sorry about your boobs. Funniest. Comment. Ever.
    Ginger’s right…they’re high and perky. Never mind the size or total lopsidedness.
    However, for the record, V is a much, MUCH better artist than I am. MUCH.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      I know. I may have peed myself a bit at that comment. V’s also a better artist than me (though I am a wickedly competitive Pictionary player).

      Reply
      • gingercalem says

        September 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

        Grins for you two. Hey Leanne, we totally have to be partners in Pictionary. I pity the fools who play against us!

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        • Leanne Shirtliffe says

          September 30, 2012 at 9:45 am

          Pictionary in the bar at Surrey? Now that would be interesting…

          Reply
  7. Earth2Body Sisters says

    September 28, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    And THAT, is why I don’t allow art supplies in the house. Unsolicited caricatures will not be tolerated. 😉

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm

      “Unsolicited caricatures will not be tolerated.” I read this and then wished I had thought of this line when I was writing. Brilliant!

      Reply
  8. Marianne says

    September 28, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    You are a great mom. I psychoanalyze my children’s drawings. I should never have read Freud in college.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 28, 2012 at 9:18 pm

      I think I skipped the day that was devoted to Freud. Or my mind started to wander…

      Reply
  9. tamaramorning says

    September 29, 2012 at 4:31 am

    I can’t even draw stick figures, so hey, great drawing! And “Sorry about your boobs…” I almost cried I was laughing so hard.

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    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 29, 2012 at 9:43 pm

      I almost cried too.

      Reply
  10. earthriderjudyberman says

    September 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Great comments and drawing. Vivian’s one up on Picasso – both your eyes were not on the same side of a profile. It’s a keeper.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      September 29, 2012 at 9:44 pm

      It is a keeper. The comments, too. 🙂

      Reply
  11. MJ Monaghan says

    October 1, 2012 at 10:42 am

    I see a Viv art exhibit in the future:
    “Faces of Leanne, My Ironic Mom”

    Reply
  12. The Hook says

    October 1, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    Perhaps this is a drawing of your soul… Which is still pretty hot!

    Reply
  13. thoughtsappear says

    October 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    At least she gave you nice long eyelashes.

    Reply

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