5: Time my husband left the house for work (a.m.).
7: Time my children let me sleep in until.
2: Homemade gifts received.
2: Homemade cards.
3: Beds my kids made without me asking, begging, or threatening.
2: Rooms my kids cleaned without me asking, begging, or threatening.
1: Slice of cold toast I ate, lovingly made and mangled by my kids.
2: Interruptions while I showered.
9: Times this was retweeted:
4: Cups of tea consumed.
22: Times I invoked “It’s Mother’s Day” as a method to control my children’s behaviour.
2: Ribeye steaks my husband barbecued to perfection in a hail storm.
1: Sappy text to my mom.
1: Laugh-out-loud phone call to my mom.
0: Cards I sent my mom.
0: Gifts I sent my mom.
Infinity plus one: Gifts my mom deserves for raising me.
Infinity plus one: Intangible gifts my kids have given me.