I’m having more fun than a bed bug in a mattress store writing for Nickelodeon’s new humor site, NickMom.com.
Please check out my latest offering: Realistic Endings to Children’s Books.
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What other titles can be reworked so they end “realistically”?
I think you might have written the 5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed costs a bit low. Must be Canadian dollars.
The Cat in The Hat would not have come back at the end, and the kids would’ve been grounded for the next year after Thing 1, Thing 2 and the cat infested the place with fleas.
The Cat would have eaten Fish too.
I think most childrens books could end with ‘and they were all severely punished whne they returned home.The End’.
And why did Jack and Jill REALLY go up the hill?
To see what Lil Bo Peep was up to, conspire against her and vote her off the farm?
Left comment on other blog. đŸ˜‰
I left a comment about Sleeping Beauty over at the NickMom site. Fun stuff!
I’m sure you have already received it but I wanted you to know that I think you are an amazingly funny and versatile blogger and have nominated you for the award (though i’m probably not the first) to go with it!
http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/2011/09/21/what-is-the-versatile-blogger-award/