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10 Signs of Summer, Literally

In the past couple months, I’ve collected some signs that have made me smile: Signs of Summer, if you will.

Here are 10 of them.

Sign 1: Graffiti in a Private School Bathroom (Final Exam Week)

Yes, 18 x 5 = 90. Ninety percent is great. Unless you go to a private school. Then you're weeping in a stall.

Sign 2: The Front Page of The Calgary Herald

Zombie Edition by 7-year-old Vivian

Sign 3: The Placement of James Rollins’ Book at Indigo Bookstore (Calgary)

Snooki should be a swear word. For shore.

Sign 4: Graffiti in the Bathroom of McNally Robinson Bookstore (Winnipeg)

And miles to go before I sleep...

Sign 5: The Ironic Mom Tour Bus (a.k.a. my parents’ home 5 months of the year)

Never Did Find Bono In It

Sign 6: The License Plate of The Ironic Mom Tour Bus

Indeed.

Sign 7: A Loyal Fan of the Saskatchewan Rough Riders in Line for Ice Cream (rural Alberta)

S is for...

Sign 8: Menu Item at Eddie’s Restaurant and Burger Bar (Banff)

I love beef. And peanut butter. And bacon. But...

Sign 9: Advertisement on the Wall of The Grizzly House (Banff)

Ahem.

Sign 10: Vivian’s Handmade Sign on the Real Ironic-Mom-Mobile

Gas Hole: rhymes with...

What have you seen this summer?

Filed Under: Hilarious Family Moments, On the Move Tagged With: blog, funny, funny signs, humor, Ironic Mom, Leanne Shirtliffe, parenting, signs of summer, summer, weird signs

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Comments

  1. thoughtsappear says

    August 17, 2011 at 6:22 am

    Love the license plate! And the gas hole. Your kids will draw on your car with anything, won’t they? At least there’s no permanent damage.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:33 pm

      No permanent damage that’s visible. We’re saving the invisible stuff for the therapist.

      Reply
  2. JM Randolph says

    August 17, 2011 at 7:50 am

    I love the zombie edition royal wedding photo. And the gas hole. I’m going to start calling it that. We’re not allowed to pump our own gas in NJ, so I’ll be sure to tell the Russian guys, “Fill it up with regular, please. In the gas hole.”

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:34 pm

      I am laughing at the image of you saying that!

      Reply
  3. Elena Aitken says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:04 am

    I’m sorry, but the tolberone sign is classic. Good times…

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:34 pm

      That sign was the start of a good girls’ weekend.

      Reply
  4. monicastangledweb says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Hmm, I wonder why I’ve never see the Toblerone ad sign here, in the states…Great signs, though. Indeed, it must be summer!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      To be honest, I’ve never seen it here before either. I suspect it came from Europe…

      Reply
  5. julie gardner says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:12 am

    You’ve got to really love some Robert Frost to channel him in the bathroom stall…

    But now, all I can think of is a breakfast of PB & J followed by a peaking Toblerone.

    Yum.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:35 pm

      Don’t forget the beef and the bacon and the jalapeno cheese…

      Reply
  6. Bill says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:14 am

    Hilarious – especially the Toblerone.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

      I know…

      Reply
  7. Common Household Mom says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:18 am

    That’s some pretty sophisticated graffiti in the bathroom stall.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

      It made me think I should start writing poems on bathroom walls.

      Reply
  8. educlaytion says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:51 am

    These are great. My personal faves are going out to Viv on this one though. She had me at zombies 😀

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm

      If you look carefully, I think she was trying to detach Prince William’s head…

      Reply
  9. Mark Kaplowitz says

    August 17, 2011 at 10:21 am

    The PB&J should not exist. Great photo album. Looks like you’ve got a budding ironist in Vivian there.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm

      Yes. She’s already suggested she needs to blog at IronicKids.com.

      Reply
  10. Wendy Lawrence says

    August 17, 2011 at 10:39 am

    I like the Rollins-Snookie photo. Remember when there were bookstores? Where people bought books?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      I know. Now most bookstores seem to see toys and housewarming gifts.

      Reply
  11. robshep (@robshep) says

    August 17, 2011 at 11:53 am

    That’s funny stuff. Did she know what she was rhyming with when she wrote that on the glass?

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      I hope she didn’t…

      Reply
  12. Kristen Fairgrieve says

    August 17, 2011 at 11:56 am

    gas hole. hilarious.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm

      🙂

      Reply
  13. Renee Schuls-Jacobson says

    August 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    I want to go to there.

    Tina Fey said it first, but I need to see these things with my own eyes. Even the Gas Hole.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm

      Come!

      Reply
  14. Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos says

    August 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    I’m suddenly craving a toblerone – which really is my favorite candy bar… IYKWIM

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm

      And now you have 11 great reasons to like it. 😉

      Reply
  15. Bellymonster says

    August 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    Stuck on “gas hole.” Can’t. stop. giggling….

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm

      Yes. She also labeled every other part of the car…

      Reply
  16. Tamara says

    August 17, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Finally, an answer to the proverbial chocolate/sex debate.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm

      LOL.

      Reply
  17. Jocelyn says

    August 17, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    HAHAHAHA!!! I love this!!! I can’t decide which is my favorite! You would love the road sign down the road from me…that reads “CAUTION: Kids, cows and dumb dog may be on road” I love living in rural BC surrounded by ranchers and rednecks (some of them are even both!).

    Thanks for sharing!! Gas-hole….hahahaha!!!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 19, 2011 at 12:43 pm

      I would love to see that sign..

      Reply
  18. Yasmin @ alittlelessfluff says

    August 18, 2011 at 4:22 am

    Yup, looks like summer alright. Winter is nearly over here and sees the 01 September as the first day of Spring. Now I gotta wait for that Summer heat to just make me ill.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm

      Enjoy spring in the meantime. Hope it’s gorgeous (and long!)

      Reply
  19. Tor Constantino, MBA says

    August 18, 2011 at 11:16 am

    Very funny stuff! While I haven’t seen any signs directly relating to summer that are on the same comedic par as your examples, I did recently see a bumper sticker that read, “My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma.”

    That’s pretty brilliant!!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm

      That is hilarious. I love that!

      Reply
  20. Niki says

    August 18, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    PB&J with beef is weird, but my friend taught me to put peanut butter on my hamburger and no word of a lie: it’s delicious.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm

      Really? I may have to try it. Next time I’m in Banff…

      In Thailand, everyone puts ketchup on their pizza (Yes, Pizza Hut sends those little Heinz packages with pizza). And…it’s good…

      Reply
  21. Life From the Trenches says

    August 19, 2011 at 7:46 am

    HAHAHAHA!!! I’m so glad I went back to catch up on your blog. Hilarious. Those are great! Toblerone and gas hole were my favorites.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 19, 2011 at 12:45 pm

      Thanks, Amy!

      Reply
  22. Piper Bayard says

    August 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Love this post, Leanne. Brings up a question. Did Obama commandeer your parents’ home for his campaign tour? The look identical. 🙂 Thanks for the pics and the smile.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm

      I know. My brother called it Shania Twain’s bus when he saw it…

      Reply
  23. kaysfairytale says

    August 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    The Canadian in me cracked up at the irony of #6. A Manitoban (Manitobian? Manitobite?) who hates snow might consider relocated. Or buying a tourbus I suppose.

    Reply
  24. kaysfairytale says

    August 21, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    I totally meant relocating. Not relocated. Forgive me? This is my first visit to your blog and I really loved it! I arrived here via Thoughtsy and her Thing 1 and Thing 2 post.

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      August 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm

      Welcome! It is rather ironic…fitting for the parents of “Ironic Mom,” I guess! Hope you stop by again. Thanks for commenting!

      Reply

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