It’s time for Search Ironic Mom, when I take real search terms that have led people to my blog and answer them as though they were real questions.
TODAY’S SEARCH IRONIC MOM:
IRONIC MOM ANSWERS:
If you’re looking for things not to teach your children, I’m your woman. Here are five things I don’t recommend going all home-school on:
- How to burp the alphabet. My husband taught our kids this. Or tried.
- How to roll over, shake a paw, and play dead. Yup, blame my husband.
- How to swear. Husband.
- How to slurp Jell-o off a plate. Yup.
- How to use sarcasm. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
What advice would you offer this “Googler” on what not to teach his or her children?
(Sarcasm is welcome.)
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