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When You Take Your Twins To Church…

Tamara with my Thing 1 and Thing 2 at Killer Tribes Conference in Nashville. (Invent your own caption)

I’m guest posting for my fab and sassy blog-sistah, Tamara Lunardo. Tamara is an amazing woman who writes beautifully about edgy issues, including sex, faith, and abuse. She’ll make you think. She’ll make you laugh. She also has twins and loves a juicy double entendre; I don’t think it’s cause and effect.

Today, I’m honoured to be featured at her blog, Tamara Outloud. If you think Vivian and William get up to some outrageous antics at home, you should see what they pull when they’re in church. Good thing forgiveness is a tenet of all major world religions…

Please go read my humourous post entitled, When You Take Your Twins To Church.

I’ll see you in the comments there!

Filed Under: Guest Posts Tagged With: church bloopers, family, funny mom, Ironic Mom, Leanne Shirtliffe, mom humor, parenting, Tamara Outloud, twins

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  1. jmgoyder says

    April 10, 2012 at 7:42 am

    I’m going straight to the links – you always make me laugh!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      April 10, 2012 at 9:43 pm

      Thanks for clicking over!

      Reply
  2. mj monaghan says

    April 10, 2012 at 7:59 am

    I’m going to comment here:

    Funniest ironicmom post. EVER!

    I don’t LOL, really out loud, or even to myself. But this was hilarious.

    “Jesus tastes yummy!”
    “What was that all about?”

    Our youngest, while in church several years ago, said – out loud, of course – upon the pastor’s sermon about to wrap up:

    “I smell a closing hymn!”

    Yep, I totally lost it!

    Reply
    • Leanne Shirtliffe says

      April 10, 2012 at 9:43 pm

      That’s hilarious. William constantly asks me, “Is this the last song, Mom?” Usually it’s the processional.

      Reply
  3. deepfragilegrace says

    April 10, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Hilarious! Thank you for that. 🙂

    Reply
  4. Leanne Shirtliffe says

    April 10, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Thanks.

    Reply

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