On Monday, Vivian and William went on a joke telling spree. Thankfully they seem to have slightly more talent in this department than their mother.
After ten minutes of variations on the chicken-crossing-the-road joke, Vivian freestyled.
VIVIAN: Why did the mommy cross the road?
VIVIAN: Close. Because she wanted to hug her children.
ME: You’re right. That was really close to my answer.
And once again I return my sarcasm sword to my scabbard.
For more sass, feel free to like my Ironic Mom Facebook Page. Or, if you don’t want to do that, feel free to floss your teeth. You know, just because.
It’s Whiteboard Wednesday, so I ask:
What bizarre things have your heard or said recently?